LaLa Land

[Experienced Punter esq]

I've been reading a few of the reviews from the top guns on here and honestly I think some of these lads are nothing short of deluded.

Writing poems to the escorts and telling each and every one of them that they're the best they've ever met? How they'd would stay with them forever if circumstances were different? Errrr what circumstances? you mean you stop ridding 100 escorts a year or she give up and you both fall happily in love? Honest to sweet jaysis some of you lads are losing touch with reality.

Lads if you're going to write a review make it useful for us to read and spare us your stories about 'how you really connected' 'we became one' or the flowers and love hearts you sent them.

I couldnt agree with u more it is silly some reviews are like essays.......

[El Gordo]

Writing reviews is voluntary. So is reading them.

[Mr Magoo]

I agree with Fish….everyone who visits an escort is a fantasist. Isn’t that the whole purpose…. to fulfil fantasies? Most of us guys wouldn’t stand a chance of being with one of these beautiful girls in reality…lets face it. But to knock a guy because he feels he has experienced an emotion is wrong and frankly unfair. We all know that this is just a game and its not real but lets not judge each others experience and scoff at another’s thrills. It is possible to have emotional experiences with these girls. I call it the click factor. Some you click with others you don’t. But if you do click sometimes you can walk away with a little more of a pep in your step. If a guy wants to be all soppy and leave a little lurve note, that’s his business. We as mature adults can read between the lines. Having said that unfortunately there have been a few individuals that have got caught up in the web of LURVE and that is sad for them.

As for the reviews of the BIG GUNS, I presume you mean the more frequent reviewers, and having read most of their reviews, see little to support your argument. I do not know what category on the 1 to 11 I myself fall into but I personally don’t give a fiddlers whether I am considered to be sycophantic or not. I review as I would like to see others review. If I feel I have clicked with one girl over another, I will attempt to portray this in my review if I can.

As for your own reviews Mr Magoo, I would prefer if you would concentrate more on the girl you have met rather than the condition of her bathroom facilities. Just an observation.

Fair comment but I will pull you up on the bathroom reference. I mention it for a reason.

I've been on punts where there was no shower gel, toilet paper, fresh towel or hot water. In one case the toilet seat was down and unflushed.

If you're a client who likes giving r/o then this would be relevant when reading a review. It tells you a lot about the girls regard to her personal hygiene and that of her clients.

[lcilis26]

As for your own reviews Mr Magoo, I would prefer if you would concentrate more on the girl you have met rather than the condition of her bathroom facilities. Just an observation.

There once was a lad called Magoo
Who proceeded to write a review
"Her bathroom is clean
She has listerine"
Does the poor lad not know what to do?

[Westsidex]

everyone who visits an escort is a fantasist. Isn’t that the whole purpose…. to fulfil fantasies?

Not for me. I visited escorts because i wanted to keep away from the usual stuff and give my mind a break. Thats all i will say as i wont bore you with the rest. I dont visit them now as i am no longer in a position i was in.

Most of us guys wouldn’t stand a chance of being with one of these beautiful girls in reality…lets face it.

Any guy could be with some of these girls in reality. Different girls are looking for different things in a relationship or even in a fling. The trick is knowing what that is and this is done by talking and simply being yourself and not staring at her chest half the night. You also have to be realistic and some, including the girls arent.

But if you do click sometimes you can walk away with a little more of a pep in your step.

True but the important thing is keeping that pep in perspective.

Westside.

[English Milly Masseuse]

Everyone who visits an escort is a fantasist.

Having fantasies and being a fantasist are two different things in my opinion.......

[Westsidex]

Having fantasies and being a fantasist are two different things in my opinion.......

Sure thing sweetie.

Having fantasies = playing out a fantasy.

Being a fantasist = playing out a fantasy and getting your money back.

big diff,
Westside.

[JAMESCORK]

everyone who visits an escort is a fantasist. Isn’t that the whole purpose…. to fulfil fantasies?

Not for me. I visited escorts because i wanted to keep away from the usual stuff and give my mind a break. Thats all i will say as i wont bore you with the rest. I dont visit them now as i am no longer in a position i was in.

Isn’t getting away from the usual stuff a form of fantasy.

Most of us guys wouldn’t stand a chance of being with one of these beautiful girls in reality…lets face it.

Any guy could be with some of these girls in reality. Different girls are looking for different things in a relationship or even in a fling. The trick is knowing what that is and this is done by talking and simply being yourself and not staring at her chest half the night. You also have to be realistic and some, including the girls arent.

Eh..I don’t thinks so West….most of the girls I visit are top of the range beautiful girls and are way out of my league. You would want to have the looks of Brad Pitt, the charisma of George Clooney or the wealth of Bill Gates to stand a chance.

But if you do click sometimes you can walk away with a little more of a pep in your step.

True but the important thing is keeping that pep in perspective.

That’s where the mature adult comes in.