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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Magoo View Post
    I've been reading a few of the reviews from the top guns on here and honestly I think some of these lads are nothing short of deluded.

    Writing poems to the escorts and telling each and every one of them that they're the best they've ever met? How they'd would stay with them forever if circumstances were different? Errrr what circumstances? you mean you stop ridding 100 escorts a year or she give up and you both fall happily in love? Honest to sweet jaysis some of you lads are losing touch with reality.

    Lads if you're going to write a review make it useful for us to read and spare us your stories about 'how you really connected' 'we became one' or the flowers and love hearts you sent them.
    Some punters are actually nice people who like to show a bit of respect.
    You really are a cock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr maxi View Post
    You really are a cock.

    Omg , did u actually call him a cock . You do know thats an infraction lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by An don View Post
    Omg , did u actually call him a cock . You do know thats an infraction lol
    Oooops did i.
    If i did then its worth the infraction.

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    I am not really a fan of very lengthy stories as opposed to a normal proper review. But every now and then one will catch my attention as it may be funny or rediculously detailed. To the point where you think "What was he on when he typed up this."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Magoo View Post
    I've been reading a few of the reviews from the top guns on here and honestly I think some of these lads are nothing short of deluded.

    Writing poems to the escorts and telling each and every one of them that they're the best they've ever met? How they'd would stay with them forever if circumstances were different? Errrr what circumstances? you mean you stop ridding 100 escorts a year or she give up and you both fall happily in love? Honest to sweet jaysis some of you lads are losing touch with reality.

    Lads if you're going to write a review make it useful for us to read and spare us your stories about 'how you really connected' 'we became one' or the flowers and love hearts you sent them.
    I agree with Fish….everyone who visits an escort is a fantasist. Isn’t that the whole purpose…. to fulfil fantasies? Most of us guys wouldn’t stand a chance of being with one of these beautiful girls in reality…lets face it. But to knock a guy because he feels he has experienced an emotion is wrong and frankly unfair. We all know that this is just a game and its not real but lets not judge each others experience and scoff at another’s thrills. It is possible to have emotional experiences with these girls. I call it the click factor. Some you click with others you don’t. But if you do click sometimes you can walk away with a little more of a pep in your step. If a guy wants to be all soppy and leave a little lurve note, that’s his business. We as mature adults can read between the lines. Having said that unfortunately there have been a few individuals that have got caught up in the web of LURVE and that is sad for them.

    As for the reviews of the BIG GUNS, I presume you mean the more frequent reviewers, and having read most of their reviews, see little to support your argument. I do not know what category on the 1 to 11 I myself fall into but I personally don’t give a fiddlers whether I am considered to be sycophantic or not. I review as I would like to see others review. If I feel I have clicked with one girl over another, I will attempt to portray this in my review if I can.

    As for your own reviews Mr Magoo, I would prefer if you would concentrate more on the girl you have met rather than the condition of her bathroom facilities. Just an observation.

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    I get great fun from reading some of the deluded nonsense that masquerade as reviews. Don't put a dampner on these Lotharios expressing their innermost feelings. I couldn't live in a world without schmaltz (there's a song that goes something like that, I think).

    I think a review should mainly concern itself with plotting a point along the xy axis to indicate where the cash outlay intersected with the level of sexual satisfaction received.
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    Some of this lad's reviews make me chuckle.

    Reviews of Irish escorts written by Irish escort client joejw - Escort Ireland

    It's good to know that the ladies enjoy the meetings as much as he does.

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    Right first of all I am not a "big gun" but have felt connected with one or two escorts in the past year and thats what I love. I don't know if they felt the same or they were just in work mode, but I felt it and thats what I paid for and thats why I see escorts. It was real for me and as the client that is what I wanted. Happy client = good review.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishermansoul View Post
    Thank you. The voice of experience that masks a memory of awkward and perhaps "messy" experiences. Hopefully very few.
    I always forget that the escort has no idea who is behind the door. There has to be a real skill in gently ushering men out the door when they don't want to leave.
    Luckily I haven't had too many problems. Thank goodness. Most gents are happy to come enjoy my pleasures and return to their lives.

    RETURNING TO THE EMERALD ISLE SHORTLY
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Magoo View Post
    I wouldn't call my visits 'emotional', I'm there for fun and games. I don't want to sound like an escort now but emotions don't come into play when I visit, I live in the real world.

    I think the poem writers fall into a fourth category, the fantasists. They actually believe that something other than money was exchanged between the two of them. The reviewer I'm referring to seems to have fallen in love with just about every escort he's every been with.

    Good answer though, you're spot on.


    I hope you like the flowers I sent you,
    I miss you with all my heart and can't wait till our next encounter,
    you truly are my world and I would marry you if I could.
    Love Magoo xxxx


    I know the review you are talking about.
    First of all if you are going to spend 12 hours with a lady then there has to be some type of connection between you.
    I wouldn't just pick any lady , it would have to be one i've either met before or chatted to on this site.
    I believe both of the above to be have occurred.
    I also think that a lot of time and thought was put into the poem and this is a way of showing gratitude and respect to the lady in question.
    I enjoyed reading the the review.
    You say the reviewer has falen in love with every escort he's met. Maybe he just picks the right ones.
    We all know this is an arrangement with no further committments and you are a fool to think otherwise but if you don't go in with the correct attitude then we may all end up as bitter as you.
    Love Maxi xxxx lol

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