Chat up lines

**Forrest** · 14-10-10, 21:48

Those must be space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!

I lost my teddy bear! Will you sleep with me tonight?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

**dark-knight** · 14-10-10, 21:56

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you? is a line with 99% success rate.

**An don** · 14-10-10, 22:32

Strangely i never needed a chat up line. It was always the other way around

**Forrest** · 14-10-10, 22:48

Originally Posted by An don

Strangely i never needed a chat up line. It was always the other way around

Is that since you changed your name to Donna

**Rayden** · 14-10-10, 23:06

"Girl you must be exghausted cos youve been running through my mind all day." I remember that one from an episode of The Fresh Prince.

**Forrest** · 14-10-10, 23:10

Originally Posted by Rayden

"Girl you must be exghausted cos youve been running through my mind all day." I remember that one from an episode of The Fresh Prince.

Well, does it work!!!!

**Dirty Harry** · 15-10-10, 10:47

Originally Posted by Forrest

Those must be space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!

I lost my teddy bear! Will you sleep with me tonight?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

no offence forrest but i don't think i will use any of your chat up lines they didn't work for you so they will hardly work for me either thats why we're both still here....

**Lucy Chambers** · 15-10-10, 10:56

Have you got a coat? Yes, why? Get it- you have pulled

Do you need 20 pence? No, why? Someone needs to ring your mum and tell her you wont be home.

**kerry lad in town** · 15-10-10, 11:15

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

**alexis** · 16-10-10, 06:05

Originally Posted by kerry lad in town

Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

haha! that one is sweet! im a sucker for compliments, id jump into bed with them if someone said that to me!lol!

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