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    Wink Stupid Girlfriends !

    How many guys here have had a stupid girlfriend in their time ?
    By stupid, I mean a girlfriend who, despite a sexually appealing appearance, was as thick as a plank of wood ?
    I have had 1 or 2 in my past, yes the sex (especially at the beginning) can be good, but there comes a time when you relize " this one is thick"
    Guys who have been in this position will know exactly what I mean.
    It could be when she cant cook a tin of beans without starting a fire in the kitchen, or it could be when she drives your car into the garage door- because she "forgot " where the fucking car 's brake was.

    The only upside is the sex, she is a thick as a plank, but by fuck when in bed on a dark cold night with her you feel like the center of the universe, there is nowhere else in the world you would rather be at that precise time, I once got the memorable line - "will you cum on my tits? An article in my magazine says male cum makes them bouncier !" And she was fucking serious saying this !
    It was, as they said in the "Godfather"- an offer I couldnt refuse!

    Stupid Girlfriends- Only good for one thing only !
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    A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Spunk View Post

    It could be when she cant cook a tin of beans without starting a fire in the kitchen, or it could be when she drives your car into the garage door- because she "forgot " where the fucking car 's brake was.

    Stupid Girlfriends- Only good for one thing only !
    Confused with this paragraph...
    I'm unfamiliar with this word "kitchen?"

    Heather x

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    Question Eh ................

    ............... didnt YOU try to give ME advice about how to treat a lady dickless and have respect for her???????????? No thanks ............. shove your advice up your hole were your chauvinistic opinions come from sicko!!!!!!

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    Last edited by bigpaws; 30-05-07 at 01:25.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UKHeather View Post
    Confused with this paragraph...
    I'm unfamiliar with this word "kitchen?"

    Heather x

    I once asked one of my stupid girlfriends where would she like to go on holidays,
    "Somewhere where I have not been before" She told me.

    "Try the kitchen" I told her.
    A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .

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    Why can't women ski?
    How much snow have you seen between the kitchen and the bedroom?

    Sexist jokes do make me titter

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    Question Probably ..............

    ................ because of your lack of education heather??????

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    Last edited by bigpaws; 30-05-07 at 19:28.

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    Default Most sexist joke...

    What do you call the fat around a fanny?



    A woman!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigpaws View Post
    ................ because of you're lack of education heather??????

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    Oops! A misplaced apostrophe there...

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    Talking ?????????

    What you talking about heather???????

    Paws

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    Talking Hey Lady . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by UKHeather View Post
    Oops! A misplaced apostrophe there...
    Heather, dont call the twat names, he will go running to Patricia complaining about you again!
    He's never had a girlfriend, stupid or otherwise.
    A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .

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