The Official - Go off on mad tangents thread

[Doozer]

If intelligent beings love the simpsons
and Dolphins are intelligent
Do dolphins love the simpsons?

[Forrest]

Lucy Chambers is the love child of Arthur Scargill & Margaret Thatcher

[69patrick69]

Belgium is the only country that has never imposed censorship for adult films.

[69patrick69]

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.

[Forrest]

I'm in love with a German film star I once saw in a bar.

[Doozer]

Tigers have striped skin under their fur
Zeberas are cheating bastards as they only have it on their hair/fur or whatever they have

[hd7055]

Tigers have striped skin under their fur
Zeberas are cheating bastards as they only have it on their hair/fur or whatever they have

Too right - am quite partial to a medium well steak myself.

[monster_monster]

Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself"

[Doozer]

I believe Irish Mist perfume ran afoul of in translation too

When the perfume brand "Irish Mist" was introduced to the German market, it had to be renamed because in German language "Mist" means nothing else but "Bullshit". Because nobody wanted to buy bullshit to spread it over his face, now it is called "Irisch Moos" = moss. (

[Forrest]

Lucy Chambers is the love child of Arthur Scargill & Margaret Thatcher

I have been advised by Ms Chambers that the above statement is untrue.

I wish to apologise to Ms Chambers and her family for any upset this may have caused.

I will now go into a darkened room and contemplate the error of my ways.

Shalom.