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    Default To wank or not to wank that is the question.

    Quick question here lads I think Iím long over due a punt and I have my eye on one or two ladies in town who Iíd like to go see but what I want to know is before you guys go on a punt do you let loose before the punt so you can go the distance when youíre with the lady and look like a porn star, or do you leave it a few days and let her build-up so you can really get the good out of it?

    Iím in a real ďstickyĒ situation here lads canít decide what to do.
    "Live for nothing or die for something, your call."

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnRambo View Post
    Quick question here lads I think Iím long over due a punt and I have my eye on one or two ladies in town who Iíd like to go see but what I want to know is before you guys go on a punt do you let loose before the punt so you can go the distance when youíre with the lady and look like a porn star, or do you leave it a few days and let her build-up so you can really get the good out of it?

    Iím in a real ďstickyĒ situation here lads canít decide what to do.
    don't waste it john rambo save and get the best out of it thats the best thing to do best of luck who ever you choose..

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnRambo View Post
    Quick question here lads I think I’m long over due a punt and I have my eye on one or two ladies in town who I’d like to go see but what I want to know is before you guys go on a punt do you let loose before the punt so you can go the distance when you’re with the lady and look like a porn star, or do you leave it a few days and let her build-up so you can really get the good out of it?

    I’m in a real “sticky” situation here lads can’t decide what to do.
    Did you not watch last week's The Inbetweeners John? LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    don't waste it john rambo save and get the best out of it thats the best thing to do best of luck who ever you choose..
    Very sound advice there Harry, I can see you may have experienced the exact same serious dilemma yourself.
    "Live for nothing or die for something, your call."

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Did you not watch last week's The Inbetweeners John? LOL!
    Yeah mate I did but Iím happy to report my dog is alive and well!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnRambo View Post
    Yeah mate I did but I’m happy to report my dog is alive and well!
    Haha! Save your load for the big night, mate! You'll not regret it

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    Save up your nuts like a good squirrel, John.

    And, as our Lord says in the Book of Deedin, "... when thou deedin well feelest the vinegar stroke coming on, deedin thou shalt cry out in a loud voice, uncover thy manhood, and unleasheth both barrels of schmock schmustard all over thy ladyfriend's boobies. Yea, verily, and thou shalt know that I am the Lord."

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnRambo View Post
    Very sound advice there Harry, I can see you may have experienced the exact same serious dilemma yourself.
    oh yeah my good friend always go in with a loaded gun you might even fire twice if your lucky well do you feel lucky

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    as an ever wise jay from the inbetweeners said always good to knock out a tactical wank before ye go

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    it depends how long the meeting is going to be, if it's only 30min then empty yourself before hand, if longer then hold back for a couple of days as you can pop more than once

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