kelly's dream man :D

[samlad]

well i recently broke me boyfriend so thats finnished so i was thinking wot my dream man would be
so here goes me list

hair: long will accept shorter styles if it dosnt look chavy, nothing better than having long hair when your on top very sexy

body: medium build, dont want skinny as dont like bone digging into me, but must be able to see cock past the belly
nice and hairy, i do like a manly man,

bum: must have a good biting arse and something to spank

nipples: oh pierced nipples oh baby aye

cock: 6+ inches with a nice girth (must not bend) pierced would be great :P

body art: tattooos are a must i find them quiet erotic (but must not be politic or football related) i once had a man covered in norn tatoos so sexy i felt like he was me vicking man

strength: must be able to handle me, i can be quiet agressive in bed so i need, some one that can handle me (no point having one that is terrified when im close to an orgasm

likes: must like rock, metal etc, horror films, books like john norman, james herbert, stephen king etc

be easy going relaxed and chilled out, and doesnot dress like a chav

if you match this criteria fill in application lol

well wots your list for the dream man or woman ?????

I think we are made for each other, Kelly! LOL! Although I don't have any tattoos as of yet, and my assets are slightly larger than requested, and err... sorry... but my nipples aren't peirced either! LOL!

Sam x

[luther]

well i recently broke me boyfriend so thats finnished

Sorry Kelly, I got this far and was laughing so much I couldn't read the rest of it...........

I'm not surprised it's finished if you broke him.............

Did you break him and the bed at the same time.........

Jees you're hard on the lads..............

[samlad]

well get that ass into the shop and get sorted boy

was jackie lying then to put all the females of your scent, saying you needed a magnafying glass to see the assets,
wanted to keep you to herself mmmmmm!!!!

Haha! Well, put it this way... I have no issues with the size of my manhood, nor have I ever had any complaints (that I'm aware of anyway! LOL!)

Yup, a red herring thrown at you from Jackie there, Kel

[Liberty Love]

How did you break him lol....

[luther]

one little mishap with a man's winkey and it sends him running, so feble

...........

[samlad]

i was using one of thoose electric devices (like an abb trainner for your pussy) to help get an extra bit of tightening (i worry sometimes that pelvic flow exercises arnt enough, and i dont wana get to loose down there, cant have that happening)
so i was using that when i was off on holiday

and when i came back in the throws of passion we found out i was to tight for his rather large girth, when he bent up into a ball and made a funny noise not good it was rather alarming

so had to get him unbent and took him to a+e to find out he'd ripped the thing that holds the forskin to his cock
that'll teach him to do a bit of forplay before sticking things in places (you'd think the condom would have stoped the thingy breaking on his cock, but aparently the latex can cause more friction on the foreskin)

Ouch! Sounds painful! Let's refer to the bit ripped as 'the banjo string' from now on! LOL!

Mine has been through some really tough rides but has held the fort nicely! Haha! An ex once commented on how durable it is

[Irish Fiona]

Kelly he sounds perfect.....drooooool!!!!!!!
But i don't like long hair on most men.....
But Nnice build , nice butt, Tattoo's, sexy hair or shaved........and a hairy chest hehehe!!!

A real manly man....... jeez i'm getting hot under the g-string....lol!!!

I'm giddy now thinking of a certain guy i fancy that meets my criteria

But most of my boyfriends didn't look like this as chemistry was the thing that attracted me to them!!

Maybe one day i'll get both.......mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!

[samlad]

I forgot to mention that my hair isn't long long, but it comes over my ears and it is down to the back of my neck, in the style of a sixties band style.

[luther]

Jesus H Christ, there's not a man reading this thread that hasn't had that uncomfortable cringing feeling and unpleasant sensation "down there"..........

.............Ouch

[Irish Fiona]

Jesus H Christ, there's not a man reading this thread that hasn't had that uncomfortable cringing feeling and unpleasant sensation "down there"..........

.............Ouch

Baby I'm not a man and i'm cringing and grimacing with the thought!!!!

Please pm me the name of that device please Kelly....... interesting!!!!