Funniest thing that happened to you with escorts?!

[MR-LOVA]

Well here it goes ! A while ago I done mmf threesome with a sexy lady! It was first time I done dp and was really enjoying it ...we agreed that both guys woul cum on her titts ! So pulled condoms off and shot my load all over her ! But then the other guy lept off the bed and ran to toilet at 100 mph !! Slipped banged his head and gave himself a black eye ! So I asked what's the problem ? He called me few names and said when I came I shot my load I got him too !!! The girl was in bits laughing .... Well it was a build up of two weeks in my balls! And there was loads of it ; ) ... But then he said he actually didn't cum cause of my cum splashing on him.... We had paid for an hr and time was well up ! He didn't get to cum... Lost his erection and nursing his head after the fall ...just couldn't get it up !
So funny at the time .... But we did it again 4/5 weeks after that, he kept the distance when I was shooting my cum all over her titts I tell ya !

[dr love]

i hope you paid for him the next time. what a vision.

[luther]

Well here it goes ! A while ago I done mmf threesome with a sexy lady! It was first time I done dp and was really enjoying it ...we agreed that both guys woul cum on her titts ! So pulled condoms off and shot my load all over her ! But then the other guy lept off the bed and ran to toilet at 100 mph !! Slipped banged his head and gave himself a black eye ! So I asked what's the problem ? He called me few names and said when I came I shot my load I got him too !!! The girl was in bits laughing .... Well it was a build up of two weeks in my balls! And there was loads of it ; ) ... But then he said he actually didn't cum cause of my cum splashing on him.... We had paid for an hr and time was well up ! He didn't get to cum... Lost his erection and nursing his head after the fall ...just couldn't get it up !
So funny at the time .... But we did it again 4/5 weeks after that, he kept the distance when I was shooting my cum all over her titts I tell ya !

LOL........nice one. And nice to see you still around.......

[Dirty Harry]

Well here it goes ! A while ago I done mmf threesome with a sexy lady! It was first time I done dp and was really enjoying it ...we agreed that both guys woul cum on her titts ! So pulled condoms off and shot my load all over her ! But then the other guy lept off the bed and ran to toilet at 100 mph !! Slipped banged his head and gave himself a black eye ! So I asked what's the problem ? He called me few names and said when I came I shot my load I got him too !!! The girl was in bits laughing .... Well it was a build up of two weeks in my balls! And there was loads of it ; ) ... But then he said he actually didn't cum cause of my cum splashing on him.... We had paid for an hr and time was well up ! He didn't get to cum... Lost his erection and nursing his head after the fall ...just couldn't get it up !
So funny at the time .... But we did it again 4/5 weeks after that, he kept the distance when I was shooting my cum all over her titts I tell ya !

very funny i got a great laugh from that post you should think about getting a job as a fireman you could come in pretty handy

[MR-LOVA]

very funny i got a great laugh from that post you should think about getting a job as a fireman you could come in pretty handy

LOL ...some of the girls are amazed at how far I can shoot and the ammount ! I should really get a job as a money shot guy for vivid or evil empire !

[WhenLoveComesToTown]

Was with an Escort and she asxked me if I wanted to try her speciality which was anal ... hell ye lets give that a go I said and before I knew it I had a dildo up my arse .... only funny now that I think about it but at the time it was a real mood kill!

[scotus]

Was with an Escort and she asxked me if I wanted to try her speciality which was anal ... hell ye lets give that a go I said and before I knew it I had a dildo up my arse .... only funny now that I think about it but at the time it was a real mood kill!

Something similar happened me, though I have to admit I did enjoy it!

[MR-LOVA]

Was with an Escort and she asxked me if I wanted to try her speciality which was anal ... hell ye lets give that a go I said and before I knew it I had a dildo up my arse .... only funny now that I think about it but at the time it was a real mood kill!

now that is funny

[Ric Hardgear]

Had a date with an escort recently where i felt i was missing something.Walking home from the encounter i tried to put it together.It wasnt that the room was dimly lit with candles,or that her striptease was arkward[god bless her she could just have no rythmn]it wasnt because she had false boobs thats pretty common nowadays, but it could be because she had large hands but then the penny dropped as i rubbed my burning cheek,...,she was a very aggressive kisser,.. which left me with the hint of beard rash....... i just had sex with a post op TV....