Funniest thing that happened to you with escorts?!

[MR-LOVA]

Well here it goes ! A while ago I done mmf threesome with a sexy lady! It was first time I done dp and was really enjoying it ...we agreed that both guys woul cum on her titts ! So pulled condoms off and shot my load all over her ! But then the other guy lept off the bed and ran to toilet at 100 mph !! Slipped banged his head and gave himself a black eye ! So I asked what's the problem ? He called me few names and said when I came I shot my load I got him too !!! The girl was in bits laughing .... Well it was a build up of two weeks in my balls! And there was loads of it ; ) ... But then he said he actually didn't cum cause of my cum splashing on him.... We had paid for an hr and time was well up ! He didn't get to cum... Lost his erection and nursing his head after the fall ...just couldn't get it up !
So funny at the time .... But we did it again 4/5 weeks after that, he kept the distance when I was shooting my cum all over her titts I tell ya !