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    Quote Originally Posted by monster_monster View Post
    obviously not a double entendre but still makes me smile

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    An oldie but a goodie ...


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    Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning:
    "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."

    Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said:
    "They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions."


    James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
    "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"


    'Winning Post's' Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable lead:
    "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."
    Last edited by Forrest; 09-10-10 at 17:36.

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    Golf Double Entendre


    1. Look at the size of his putter.

    2. Oh no, my shaft's all bent.

    3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.

    4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

    5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

    6. Lift your head and spread your legs.

    7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

    8. Just turn your back and drop it.

    9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.

    10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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    He answered the door in his pajamas.

    Now there's a funny place to put a door.

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    Can I put my massive tool in your box

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