Will no one rid me of this turbulent pest (mouse/hamster) ?

[Alec Horan]

What miserable drones and traitors have I nurtured and promoted in my household who let their lord be treated with such shameful contempt by a low-born Hamster!

Enough is enough, no longer should we grant the oxygen of publicity to this Mousey (really a Hamster), so jealous and obsessed with my wit and standing that he continues to try and bait me with his loathsome ebullitions.

To thee Sir I say- Begone ! Leave this site tonight, I will send you the means of subsitence till you find some honest mode of support, though I fear your imaginary grandeur will be above all others, save those of rapine and violence. Begone Sir, and see my face no more.

[Mousey]

...shan't.

[Alec Horan]

Oh !......



OK, worth a try I suppose

[westcorklad]

Most anti climactic thread ever.

[aml]

What miserable drones and traitors have I nurtured and promoted in my household who let their lord be treated with such shameful contempt by a low-born Hamster!

Enough is enough, no longer should we grant the oxygen of publicity to this Mousey (really a Hamster), so jealous and obsessed with my wit and standing that he continues to try and bait me with his loathsome ebullitions.

To thee Sir I say- Begone ! Leave this site tonight, I will send you the means of subsitence till you find some honest mode of support, though I fear your imaginary grandeur will be above all others, save those of rapine and violence. Begone Sir, and see my face no more.

Maybe benny or el gordo could help u out with that particular prob perhaps.......

[El Gordo]

Maybe benny or el gordo could help u out with that particular prob perhaps.......

What? Just because we're cats, you automatically assume we eat hamsters? That is a very speciesist thing to say!