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Thread: Will no one rid me of this turbulent pest (mouse/hamster) ?

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    Angry Will no one rid me of this turbulent pest (mouse/hamster) ?

    What miserable drones and traitors have I nurtured and promoted in my household who let their lord be treated with such shameful contempt by a low-born Hamster!

    Enough is enough, no longer should we grant the oxygen of publicity to this Mousey (really a Hamster), so jealous and obsessed with my wit and standing that he continues to try and bait me with his loathsome ebullitions.

    To thee Sir I say- Begone ! Leave this site tonight, I will send you the means of subsitence till you find some honest mode of support, though I fear your imaginary grandeur will be above all others, save those of rapine and violence. Begone Sir, and see my face no more.

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    ...shan't.

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    Oh !......



    OK, worth a try I suppose

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    Most anti climactic thread ever.
    The Truth is out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alec Horan View Post
    What miserable drones and traitors have I nurtured and promoted in my household who let their lord be treated with such shameful contempt by a low-born Hamster!

    Enough is enough, no longer should we grant the oxygen of publicity to this Mousey (really a Hamster), so jealous and obsessed with my wit and standing that he continues to try and bait me with his loathsome ebullitions.

    To thee Sir I say- Begone ! Leave this site tonight, I will send you the means of subsitence till you find some honest mode of support, though I fear your imaginary grandeur will be above all others, save those of rapine and violence. Begone Sir, and see my face no more.
    Maybe benny or el gordo could help u out with that particular prob perhaps.......
    I have lived a life of regrets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aml View Post
    Maybe benny or el gordo could help u out with that particular prob perhaps.......
    What? Just because we're cats, you automatically assume we eat hamsters? That is a very speciesist thing to say!

    “I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
    “All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

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