Hello fellow punters, the problem forum is back, todays problem comes from Bill and Ben, 2 punters from Finglas . . . .
We are 2 normal blokes, we enjoy a drink, a chicken curry, and watching our favorite team- Liverpool, play a match.
Now we also enjoy a punt, but our problem is the price! Come on now, 150e for a fucking shag? thats almost the same price of a nights drinking and chicken curry eating for the pair of us, please tell us, what can we do to reduce the price of a visit to an escort?. We really enjoy a visit to a escort, especially after a few pints and chicken currys, where can we get cheaper shags? Yours- Bill and Ben.
Lads, that question, how to get a cheaper escort, has baffled scientists the world over for years now, its almost impossible to solve, but wait- because your Uncle Dick has the answer! Heres what yous should do- go to a escort and do a double booking, each of yous pay 75e for the half hour, the result- the escort gets her normal 150e for the 30 minutes, and each of you get your 30 minute shag. Look at the 2 guys in the picture below, they too are Liverpool supporters- cheap, stingy, half wits.
So there yous go lads, hope that helped, Dick
PS, up United!
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