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    Default 10 years older and 3 stones heavier.

    Its happened to all punters at least once- you spotted a escort and her pictures, and she really tickles your fancy (or at least your male genitalia), you make all the phonecalls and arrangements, decide on a appointment, then when you walk in the door the big let down hits you like a cold bucket of water . . . .
    "Fuck" you say to yourself- "shes at least 10 years older than her pictures, and at least 3 stones heavier".

    You feel disappointed too, and your fancy (or genitalia) does not feel so tickled now.
    The pictured slim toned curvey female of your wicked desires, is today a frumpy, saggy and overweight turn off. Yes that sounds cruel, but its how you feel.
    You think about leaving, but sometimes after making all the arrangements and building up your horny expectations,. you are loath to beat a hasty retreat.

    Either one of 2 things will happen with your ensuing mating with her-

    (1) The whole thing is a major let down, she has no interest, your cock has no interest, you are in the middle- (not a good place to be, between a uninterested escort and a uninterested penis), you find yourself having to work hard just trying to get your cock up rise to the occasion, you end it by just calling it a day (actually 20 minutes) and leaving, cumless, feeling a little gutted for handing over 150e.

    (2) The whole thing is actually one of the best punts you have ever had, you discover- to your delight, that what she lacks in the sex appeal department, she sure as fuck make up for in the humping and shagging department!
    Sometimes its like that, the ugly girl is the best sex buddy you ever have, she humps and grumps in more positions that you thought was possible, all with the energy that defies logic.

    Thats the way it is all right, its just like the Ireland football team going into a match these days, you just never know how the fuck things will turn out.
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    A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .

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