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    Unhappy Life before escorts

    I was low and lonely
    And I couldn’t sleep a wink
    I could only get unconscious
    If I had too much to drink

    There was somehow something wrong
    And each day seemed grey and dead
    The seeds of desperation
    Were growing in my head

    I needed inspiration
    A brand new start in life
    Somewhere to place affection
    But I didn’t want a wife

    Then by lucky chance I saw
    In a special magazine
    An ad that was unusual
    The like I had never seen

    Experience something different
    With our new imported toy
    She’s loving, warm, inflatable
    And a guarantee of joy

    She came all wrapped in cardboard,
    All pink and frizzled down
    A breath of air was all she needed
    To make her lose that frown

    So I took her to the bedroom
    And pumped her with some life
    And later, in a moment
    that doll became my ‘wife’

    I sit her in the corner
    And sometimes stroke her hair
    But when I’m feeling naughty
    I blow her up with air

    She’s cuddly and she’s bouncy
    She’s like a rubber ball
    I bounce her in the kitchen
    I bounce her in the hall

    She’s everything they said she was
    And I wear a permanent grin
    I only have to worry
    In case my girl wears thin

    The joy of the inflatable doll..........but now we have Escort Ireland
    Last edited by Forrest; 03-10-10 at 18:38.

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    yeah i had one of those inflatable dolls it was a load of rubbish i brough it back to the ssx shop and told the guy i want my money back he says to me what seems to be the problem sir i said that doll went down on me he looked surprised and said to me if i had knowing that i would have charged you another 50euro extra..i said thats not what i mean punk i just gave the doll a little love bite and the fucking thing farted and flew out the window lucky my 44magnum was loaded so i managed to shoot it down before the people next door saw it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    yeah i had one of those inflatable dolls it was a load of rubbish i brough it back to the ssx shop and told the guy i want my money back he says to me what seems to be the problem sir i said that doll went down on me he looked surprised and said to me if i had knowing that i would have charged you another 50euro extra..i said thats not what i mean punk i just gave the doll a little love bite and the fucking thing farted and flew out the window lucky my 44magnum was loaded so i managed to shoot it down before the people next door saw it
    I made the mistake of 'doing' mine in front of a blazing fire. It was a bit of a melt down.
    Last edited by Forrest; 03-10-10 at 19:15.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forrest View Post
    I made the mistake of 'doing' mine in front of a blazing fire. It was a bit of a melt down.
    You can borrow mine Forrest, she'll make you melt.

    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forrest View Post
    I made the mistake of 'doing' mine in front of a blazing fire. It was a bit of a melt down.
    well that makes me feel a hole lot better you could smell burning rubber with mine also because my arse was moving like a fiddlers elbow i though this was great until the love bite but still the rubber doll is still better than necrophiliac (lol)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    yeah i had one of those inflatable dolls it was a load of rubbish i brough it back to the ssx shop and told the guy i want my money back he says to me what seems to be the problem sir i said that doll went down on me he looked surprised and said to me if i had knowing that i would have charged you another 50euro extra..i said thats not what i mean punk i just gave the doll a little love bite and the fucking thing farted and flew out the window lucky my 44magnum was loaded so i managed to shoot it down before the people next door saw it
    Quote Originally Posted by Forrest View Post
    I made the mistake of 'doing' mine in front of a blazing fire. It was a bit of a melt down.
    Could have been worse.
    At least they didnt explode.

    Last edited by westcorklad; 03-10-10 at 20:13.
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    Quote Originally Posted by westcorklad View Post
    Could have been worse.
    At least they didnt explode.

    brilliant

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