Limericks

[JAMESCORK]

There once was a girl from a town named Trim,
who's beautiful arse I couldn't wait to rim.
She then lowered her bum right down on my face,
I then licked her hole till it disappeared without trace.

Guys & Lucy ..... A limerick has specific rhythm that has to be adhered to. Allow me to attempt to rearrange rovers masterpiece (though non-limerick) to demonstrate my point.

Ahem *cough*

There once was a young lassie from trim
Who's arse I was gagging to rim
I nearly started go cum
When she lowered her bum
Later on I moved on to her quim.

Notice lines 1,2 & 5 rhyme and have the same number of beats. lines 3 & 4 should also rhyme. this is a limerick. Hope this demonstrates it for you guys and Lucy.

[rover]

Guys & Lucy ..... A limerick has specific rhythm that has to be adhered to. Allow me to attempt to rearrange rovers masterpiece (though non-limerick) to demonstrate my point.

Ahem *cough*

There once was a young lassie from trim
Who's arse I was gagging to rim
I nearly started go cum
When she lowered her bum
Later on I moved on to her quim.

Notice lines 1,2 & 5 rhyme and have the same number of beats. lines 3 & 4 should also rhyme. this is a limerick. Hope this demonstrates it for you guys and Lucy.

I still think mine is better Jim,
I know Lucy's arse, you're dying to rim.

There was a young lassie from Trim,
who wanted to ride the arse off of Jim.
He wouldn't oblige her, the reason you see,
he was ass over heels besotted with Lucy. (Oh dear, a bit rushed, FAIL).

[JAMESCORK]

I still think mine is better Jim,
I know Lucy's arse, you're dying to rim.

There was a young lassie from Trim,
who wanted to ride the arse off of Jim.
He wouldn't oblige her, the reason you see,
he was ass over heels besotted with Lucy. (Oh dear, a bit rushed, FAIL).

You know something Rover you are getting better...but not there yet...lol...

[rover]

You know something Rover you are getting better...but not there yet...lol...

I'm like a fine wine, improving with age, (actually, deteriorating with age).

[Doozer]

There was a young man from Boston
Who drove around in an Austin
He had room for his ass and a gallon of gas
But his ball hung out
and he lost them

[JAMESCORK]

I'm like a fine wine, improving with age, (actually, deteriorating with age).

There was an old dog named Rover
Who was failing to get the leg over
No matter how he tried
His erection just died
He spends a fortune on Viagra moreover.

[Ric Hardgear]

through poetry we will show em
that nasty posts we deplore em
so dont create an angry thread
losing a member we do dread
heres to enjoying the ei forum

[rover]

Rover is besotted with the female ass,
he'll lick out the hole of any lass.
What's the attraction to a ladies bum,
lowered on his face, it makes him cum.
Poor old Rover, he's so mixed up,
why can't he just settle for a fanny,
to stick his cock up.

[An don]

There was a young harlot from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
“If they pay to get in,
They’ll pay to get out of it, too

[BootSlick55]

There once was a young whore from Baltray
who had sex at least six times a day
it helped out with her figure
'til her tummy grew bigger
now there's a pair of twins on the way


There once was an old gravedigger from Dingle
who dug out all of his holes from the middle
when he was procreating
well, he did just the same thing
now his wife has no control of her piddle