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    Question Why is sex like riding a bike

    1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.

    2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.

    3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.

    4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.

    5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.

    6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.

    7. It's best to have a soft place to land.

    8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.

    9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.

    10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.

    11. Once you learn, you never forget how.

    12. If you fall off get right back on.

    13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.

    14. Remember to signal before you change direction.

    15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.

    16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.

    17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.

    18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.

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    1. Virginity existence has no other explanation than the one that every woman has to start somewhere.

    2. It is preferable to bring you a box of sardines is opened, saving you the hassle of opening them. Same with virgins.

    3. God created man, then he was afraid to be bored. And she gave him. Then sir, God gave him tobacco.

    4. Because no head, women do not have to lose.

    5. Women can not forgive honest mistakes again have not committed.

    6. An unsatisfied woman is a species of kangaroo to always walk with an empty pocket.

    7. Women are afraid that being honest is to make steap-tease.

    8. Biologically speaking woman is a beautiful animal with no fur and skin is looking very much.

    9. A woman needs a man like a fish to a bicycle.

    10. Women are a lifelong goal and then run you finally find it, you put it less * year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by emmasweet View Post
    1. Virginity existence has no other explanation than the one that every woman has to start somewhere.

    2. It is preferable to bring you a box of sardines is opened, saving you the hassle of opening them. Same with virgins.

    3. God created man, then he was afraid to be bored. And she gave him. Then sir, God gave him tobacco.

    4. Because no head, women do not have to lose.

    5. Women can not forgive honest mistakes again have not committed.

    6. An unsatisfied woman is a species of kangaroo to always walk with an empty pocket.

    7. Women are afraid that being honest is to make steap-tease.

    8. Biologically speaking woman is a beautiful animal with no fur and skin is looking very much.

    9. A woman needs a man like a fish to a bicycle.

    10. Women are a lifelong goal and then run you finally find it, you put it less * year.
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    Ah wrong door honey ....he he
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    hmmmmmmmmmm adrenaline,excitment,pleasure its what they have in common.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Erika...is that you honey...Lol...
    agent jimbop u got mixt up.....that is emma not erika...........
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