Always make sure you have the right telephone number . . .
Fellow Punters!
My arse is sore! Very very sore, in fact its painful for me to sit down!
But I just have to tell all yous- my fellow punters, to always make sure you have the right telephone number when you want to call a escort!
Let me explain- it all began this morning when I decided I would visit a escort, I looked up escorts and decided to visit Tits Tina, the well known English escort currently on tour in Dublin, I rang what I though was her number, and was told by a sharp female voice to make my way to her address.
I drove over to her place- looking forward to some nice long blowjob action from the good Tina.
I arrived at the address in Smithfield, knocked at the door, and waited to see Tits Tina herself open up, the door did open, and a hand reached out, grabbed my testicles, and dragged me inside!
Once inside, I had handcuffs locked onto my hands, - my clothes were tore off, and I had a leather mask put over my head!
I was hung up from the ceiling by a leather clad female (I include a picture below).
Any time I asked what was happening I had a hard lash of a bullwhip on my arse! "Keep silent you Pig"! the female screamed "And you will address me as Mistress!
I was whipped, prodded, kicked, slapped and had to lick her feet!
At the end of it she took 300e from my wallet, told me to come back to her, and thrown out of her apartment!
When I got home I checked her phone number, and found out that instead of taking down Tins Tits number, I had taken down Whiplash Marys number!
Whiplash Mary been the well known Dutch Mistress currently on tour in Dublin!
So my fellow punters- learn from my mistake- when you decide to visit a escort always make sure you have the right number!
A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .
deedin i do agreeing with your own self, for'n if one doesnt have the right number, one cannot get into contact with said "Tits Tina" though i doubt that Tits is her first name. for'n if it is, then the person who did naming her, must be the stupid cunt, deedin i dont.
Fellow Punters!
My arse is sore! Very very sore, in fact its painful for me to sit down!
But I just have to tell all yous- my fellow punters, to always make sure you have the right telephone number when you want to call a escort!
Let me explain- it all began this morning when I decided I would visit a escort, I looked up escorts and decided to visit Tits Tina, the well known English escort currently on tour in Dublin, I rang what I though was her number, and was told by a sharp female voice to make my way to her address.
I drove over to her place- looking forward to some nice long blowjob action from the good Tina.
I arrived at the address in Smithfield, knocked at the door, and waited to see Tits Tina herself open up, the door did open, and a hand reached out, grabbed my testicles, and dragged me inside!
Once inside, I had handcuffs locked onto my hands, - my clothes were tore off, and I had a leather mask put over my head!
I was hung up from the ceiling by a leather clad female (I include a picture below).
Any time I asked what was happening I had a hard lash of a bullwhip on my arse! "Keep silent you Pig"! the female screamed "And you will address me as Mistress!
I was whipped, prodded, kicked, slapped and had to lick her feet!
At the end of it she took 300e from my wallet, told me to come back to her, and thrown out of her apartment!
When I got home I checked her phone number, and found out that instead of taking down Tins Tits number, I had taken down Whiplash Marys number!
Whiplash Mary been the well known Dutch Mistress currently on tour in Dublin!
So my fellow punters- learn from my mistake- when you decide to visit a escort always make sure you have the right number!
Good man Dick, sounds just up my street, deedin it does, will you pm me her phone no.
Fellow Punters!
My arse is sore! Very very sore, in fact its painful for me to sit down!
But I just have to tell all yous- my fellow punters, to always make sure you have the right telephone number when you want to call a escort!
Let me explain- it all began this morning when I decided I would visit a escort, I looked up escorts and decided to visit Tits Tina, the well known English escort currently on tour in Dublin, I rang what I though was her number, and was told by a sharp female voice to make my way to her address.
I drove over to her place- looking forward to some nice long blowjob action from the good Tina.
I arrived at the address in Smithfield, knocked at the door, and waited to see Tits Tina herself open up, the door did open, and a hand reached out, grabbed my testicles, and dragged me inside!
Once inside, I had handcuffs locked onto my hands, - my clothes were tore off, and I had a leather mask put over my head!
I was hung up from the ceiling by a leather clad female (I include a picture below).
Any time I asked what was happening I had a hard lash of a bullwhip on my arse! "Keep silent you Pig"! the female screamed "And you will address me as Mistress!
I was whipped, prodded, kicked, slapped and had to lick her feet!
At the end of it she took 300e from my wallet, told me to come back to her, and thrown out of her apartment!
When I got home I checked her phone number, and found out that instead of taking down Tins Tits number, I had taken down Whiplash Marys number!
Whiplash Mary been the well known Dutch Mistress currently on tour in Dublin!
So my fellow punters- learn from my mistake- when you decide to visit a escort always make sure you have the right number!
Always make sure you have the right telephone number . . .
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Originally Posted by Dick Spunk
Get Benins' cat out of here!
