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**BoldnIrish** · 21-09-10, 16:26

Majority of girls don't offer A, cool enough! Further, not every guy's cup of tea either. Why then, do so many girls who don't offer A, illuminate us with the most devouring and mouth watering images of their might fine ass, a beauty to behold and then some, filling us with ravenous desire to perform all manner of illicit activities thereon, only to discover, they don't offer A. Always been miffed by that one...

**Monkeynut** · 21-09-10, 16:28

Sometimes just looking at beauty is enough ....... Have you ever been with Dianna ....... God what a beautiful ass ....

**samlad** · 21-09-10, 16:29

Originally Posted by Monkeynut

Sometimes just looking at beauty is enough ....... Have you ever been with Dianna ....... God what a beautiful ass ....

I can't help but feel I'm being quoted! Haha!!! It's true though, fella!!!

**vampirejackie** · 21-09-10, 16:30

Originally Posted by BoldnIrish

Majority of girls don't offer A, cool enough! Further, not every guy's cup of tea either. Why then, do so many girls who don't offer A, illuminate us with the most devouring and mouth watering images of their might fine ass, a beauty to behold and then some, filling us with ravenous desire to perform all manner of illicit activities thereon, only to discover, they don't offer A. Always been miffed by that one...

I have a great line for when a gentleman asks can he do anal on me....I say of course darling, as long as I can shove this 12" toy of mine up your back passage first. That usually makes them change their mind

**samlad** · 21-09-10, 16:30

Originally Posted by vampirejackie

I have a great line for when a gentleman asks can he do anal on me....I say of course darling, as long as I can shove this 12" toy of mine up your back passage first. That usually makes them change their mind

Well, they do say don't knock it till you've tried it!

**Monkeynut** · 21-09-10, 17:07

Originally Posted by vampirejackie

I have a great line for when a gentleman asks can he do anal on me....I say of course darling, as long as I can shove this 12" toy of mine up your back passage first. That usually makes them change their mind

I was told you were a lovely girl and had tea on the lawn with the vicar ....... instead I read this ....... How does a vicar walk with a 12"er up his ass?

**vampirejackie** · 22-09-10, 09:55

Originally Posted by Monkeynut

I was told you were a lovely girl and had tea on the lawn with the vicar ....... instead I read this ....... How does a vicar walk with a 12"er up his ass?

With a name like VampireJackie, your a bit delusional i think

**Alana** · 21-09-10, 16:32

Forbidden fruit

**BoldnIrish** · 21-09-10, 16:36

Alana, just call me ADAM... in fact, call me anytime...!

**Alana** · 21-09-10, 16:42

Originally Posted by BoldnIrish

Alana, just call me ADAM... in fact, call me anytime...!

Adam, alas we would be seperated from god and exiled from our garden to undertake such agricultural tasks like tattie picking.

sincerely Eve

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