Lads, due to the serious shortage of knickers for the women of Castleblaney, I am formally launching the E1 Punters Castleblaney Knickers Appeal.
As told on this forum, the last underwear shop in Castleblaney closed down in October, since then, the good women of that great town have run out of knickers to wear! They have been forced to walk around the town knickerless, which can be a trifle cold, when wearing their mini skirts, and all the local perverts have been having a field day.
So today I get down on my knees, and I appeal to the punters of E1,- GET KNICKERS!
Any knickers that you wear- donate them to the women of Castleblaney!
Get them from your wives, steal them if you must!, steal them from your girlfriends, steal them from your Grannies, steal them from escorts! ANY type will do.
When you have your knickers, take them to the G.P.O.
Dub Lad will be outside the G.P.O. on a collection stall, give him your donated knickers. In a few days time a convoy of vans will leave Dublin, driving up to Castleblaney with all the knickers!
Think about it- it will make us all look good, we could even be on the television news ! -Dublin Escort Punters deliver knickers to Castleblaney.
There may even be a few private thank yous from the women of Castleblaney (nudge nudge wink wink!).

So come on- get out there- GET THE KNICKERS !