Castleblaney Knickers Appeal !

[Dick Spunk]

Lads, due to the serious shortage of knickers for the women of Castleblaney, I am formally launching the E1 Punters Castleblaney Knickers Appeal.
As told on this forum, the last underwear shop in Castleblaney closed down in October, since then, the good women of that great town have run out of knickers to wear! They have been forced to walk around the town knickerless, which can be a trifle cold, when wearing their mini skirts, and all the local perverts have been having a field day.
So today I get down on my knees, and I appeal to the punters of E1,- GET KNICKERS!
Any knickers that you wear- donate them to the women of Castleblaney!
Get them from your wives, steal them if you must!, steal them from your girlfriends, steal them from your Grannies, steal them from escorts! ANY type will do.
When you have your knickers, take them to the G.P.O.
Dub Lad will be outside the G.P.O. on a collection stall, give him your donated knickers. In a few days time a convoy of vans will leave Dublin, driving up to Castleblaney with all the knickers!
Think about it- it will make us all look good, we could even be on the television news ! -Dublin Escort Punters deliver knickers to Castleblaney.
There may even be a few private thank yous from the women of Castleblaney (nudge nudge wink wink!).

So come on- get out there- GET THE KNICKERS !

[Dick Spunk]

Following our appeal for knickers we received a sinister message from one of the local Castleblaney perverts (pictured below).
He told us "You lot just feck off back to fecking Dublin, what goes on here is none of your fecking business, so feck off you pack of fecking feckers"

However we also were contacted by "Alice"- (not her real name), Alice-pictured below, told us- "Thanks to all the E1 fellas who want to help us, yous are all so sweet, its been really cold the last few days wearing my short mini skirt, those perverts dont want you to help us, they just enjoy looking at us without knickers, the dirty bastards"
At that, "Alice" went over tpwards the perverts, wearing her mini skirt and high heels, and spent several minutes walking up and down past them.

So come on Lads, the women of Castleblaney are relying on us-
Get your Knickers!

[samymature]

Would anyone like me to donate some of mine, could be a bit drafty for those not used to wearing my sort though, lol.

Samantha x