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    Default turn that filth off..

    You all remember the moment ,sitting down as a tennager watching a movie ,no hint off sex or nudity ,but your Mum walks in right at the moment of rumpy pumpy,and shrieks "Turn that filth off"
    So heres my list of unexpected sex while watching the tv
    1...Titanic..Family film Kate Winslet gets her baps out and has sex in a car, came straight outa nowhere
    2..Dont look now...my MUM did walk in on this and shout "Turn that filth off"..sex scene never saw it coming..
    3.the hot spot ..just because JC got her tits out for no reason,Madsen always gets her tits out
    4.The Camomile lawn..BBC,..the most unsuspecting horny series on mainstreep I ever saw...
    anymore? what filth has your Mum caught you watching?

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    was never told to "turn that filth off" instead my mum would tell us to cover our eyes with our hands if we were watching something with her. Then if you got caught peaking at a bit of sexy 80's boob in silhouette you'd get a slap on the back of the head

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    My ma never caught me as I was just too crafty. I would always have the remote in hand ready to change channels if i heard her or anyone approaching.

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    Glenroe!! Biddy alway taking her tits out and riding Miley!!

    heh heh


    Though I do remember a programme on RTE to help you learn Irish where two women (fairly good-looking too) are standing beside a bed in their bra and panties argueing as Gaelige, and it ends where they stab some half-naked guy on the bed. Absolutely cracked, don't know what they were jabbering about and the scene was less erotic then just plain baffling. I think it aired about 5 o'clock and was aimed at schoolkids. It was one scene in an otherwise typical learn-a-language programme where people go to a shop and buy fruit, look for directions etc. This would have been in the early 90s I think, complete with crap production values etc of RTE at that time.

    I don't think I dreamed it!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BootSlick55 View Post
    Glenroe!! Biddy alway taking her tits out and riding Miley!!

    heh heh


    Though I do remember a programme on RTE to help you learn Irish where two women (fairly good-looking too) are standing beside a bed in their bra and panties argueing as Gaelige, and it ends where they stab some half-naked guy on the bed. Absolutely cracked, don't know what they were jabbering about and the scene was less erotic then just plain baffling. I think it aired about 5 o'clock and was aimed at schoolkids. It was one scene in an otherwise typical learn-a-language programme where people go to a shop and buy fruit, look for directions etc. This would have been in the early 90s I think, complete with crap production values etc of RTE at that time.

    I don't think I dreamed it!!
    Im sorry but you have to be kidding me lol..pmsl

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    No. I swear on a stack of porno mags I'm telling the truth for once. Hopefully somebody can corroborate.

    (What does pmsl mean?)
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    pissing myself laffin

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    Remember that kitchen scene in The Post Man Always Rings Twice..with Jack Nicholson and Jessica Lange on the table with the flour etc we my mum walked in on that. Mind you I recorded it and had more than one look at it since.
    Women knew about underwear in those days Said he wistfully.
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    A good one..............

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    Who can remember the first tits on RTE. Huh well.

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