all I want is an unadulterated time with a woman

[dubM37]

Now here's my frustration, I want an hour/half hour with a woman, very attractive, have the body of most of the escorts on this site but want a woman who will understand a shy guy who' been with the same woman since he was 11 (now 38) been with 1 or 2 since then but would like to be treated with respect. I completely agree with a post on here a while back that a divorce is much more expensive than a half hour with a beautiful escort, yes but getting the confidence and wondering if you'll be able to look your partner in the eye is another thing.

Am I desperate, probably YES, do I like women to take control YES, do I have the confidence yet NO, I'm on here everyday I need a confident woman to take me by the hand and lead me to nirvana, not that much to ask.

And the me bit now: I run my own business (it's going ok), I love cars so I drive a merc S320, I like a beer and smoke but I brush up well and I've been in a relationship since I was a kid, 11, I can make her cum in minutes with my tounge or finger but it's not enough anymore I see all these attractive women on here and I've realised I want more without jeopardising the situation I'm in.

Help required.

[Dub Lad]

hang on if your caught either way its expensive..

Like are people telling me if i get caught with an escort its cheaper or what

[Dick Spunk]

Following our revelation about the Women of Castleblaney having no knickers, a team of punter/reporters from E1 went up to Caslteblaney to ascertain what was actually happening there.
Its TRUE ! Theres not a single pair of knickers anywhere in the town !
Our reporters noticed women everywhere, in their short skirts, wearing no knickers!
Some of the women approached us, to tell us their woes, and to thank the E1 punters for our attention to their problem, apparently we are the only group to highlight the problem.
One Castleblaney woman, "Mary" (not her real name) told our reporters that all the local perverts think its their birthday, seeing all the women going around the town with no knickers, Mary- (pictured below) raised up her micro mini skirt to show us knickerless arse, she continued "Its terrible having no knickers when I wear my short skirts, its really cold around my cunt, and the local pervos are leering at me all the time".
Sure enough we seen some local perverts sitting on a bench, and Mary went over to them, to walk up and down past them several times wearing her micro mini skirt.
One of the perverts seen us, and approached menacingly, we took his picture (below) as he told us "Leave our women alone, and feck off back to Dublin"
We fecked off back to Dublin.

We expect further developments on this story.

[samymature]

I just love this thread. Its nice to have a fun topic for a change.
They must be women after my own heart, who needs knickers?

Love
Samantha x

[hottrod101]

I just love this thread. Its nice to have a fun topic for a change.
They must be women after my own heart, who needs knickers?

Love
Samantha x

Samy, you didnt need any last time we met....u slipped them onto me...remember???

hr

[samymature]

Of course I remember, never forget good times darling.

But my knickers arnt normal knickers?God help me if I get knocked down by a bus,lol.

Sam x

[hottrod101]

Of course I remember, never forget good times darling.

But my knickers arnt normal knickers?God help me if I get knocked down by a bus,lol.

Sam x

I'd love to be the bus-driver - he'd get a lovely eyeful , seeing as you wear crotch-less knickers samy...LOL

Hr
x

[carriebbw]

Well all i can say is thank god knickers are in abundance in York as the bus driver would have a heart attack if he saw my fat arse staring him in the face!!! carrie x

[DARCO]

Escort Bottom of the Year - 2007

As its almost election time in this fair land of ours what about a poll of our own unique brand, basicly which escort has the best bottom??


I nominate Samantha Mature (fullsome luscious and oooh perfect).....
also Shaniquar ( black heaven this one............)

[bigpaws]

The best ass i've ever seen (escort or not!) is Alexis in Dublin, check her out!!

Paws