Guilty Pleasure

[An don]

Does cow tipping fall under cruelty to animals

[monster_monster]

Does cow tipping fall under cruelty to animals

nope, it's under hilarity for all

[rover]

Quote Originally Posted by Sensual Delights View Post
Stage 3: Take Rover for a walk in the woods ... because he likes it so much ! (If you go down to the woods today, you're sure to get a surprise).
Stage 4: Spread honey on his naked body... and like it all off ! (I'll lick it off myself, I adore honey).
Stage 5: Tie him to a tree ... as he loves a good tie and tease session ! (Now you're talking baby).
Stage 6: Watch what happens when the bears are coming. The "BEARS" is what 2 sexy escorts are calling themselves these days, because they obviously have a sense of humor. (I'll ltake the three bears, more the merrier).
Stage 7: After he soils himself, bring him home but ... "Soiling" in this part means "ejaculating" (Open wide).
Stage 8: Take away his computer ... because he's using Vista, and give him one using Windows 7.(Give me Dublin 7., there's some tasty chicks up there).
Stage 9: Take away his drink ... it's a stale beer, give him a fresh one, FFS (only one! FFS, give me one pallet).
Stage 10: Take away his punting money ... give him the new punting card (that works like a credit card, but to be used just for punting) (Now that's a brilliant idea, I might get a punt then).

[Sensual Delights]

Stage 4: Spread honey on his naked body... and like it all off ! (I'll lick it off myself, I adore honey).

I read this earlier, didn't have time to reply, sorry.
All I remember now is that you don't want anyone to lick you, you'll do it yourself.
Typical doggie attitude