I just had a lunchtime punt that didnt cost me a bob.

I went to my girlfriends place, and pretended she was a prostitute (didnt tell her i was pretending), then i had DFK, GFE, full sex, OWO, 69, reverse oral, followed by a good old fashioned facialising to her good self. t'was a really good way to spend 40 minutes, and as i were walking to my top of the range german marque, i still had a wallet bristling with 50 bob notes.

Bait that says i......................deedin i do