I heard on the radio this morning there is another Ross O'Carroll Kelly play on it's way out.

Are people still reading these books and watching these plays? What sort of person really finds this shit funny. I remember I was going out with a girl not so long ago who had one of these books in her house, I read a couple of chapters from it before I was massively compelled to beat a small dog to death with it. Thankfully the dog was a nippy little fucker and made a hasty escape, it returned with a nice bottle of wine for me and we set our feelings aside.

Load of old bollocks really, isn't it?