A inside look into being a escort

[Lucy Chambers]

A) Clients lie- they say two, the mean 2.20. But you factor this in- you add thirty minutes. However, it isn't enough, as Clients Get Lost.
B)We cannot answer the telephone, because we are With Clients. So if we don't answer, we aren't sat there polishing our nails, thinking ha ha ha James, wait, we just don't employ a secretary.
C)We don't all want to shag the ten thousand- therefore, you may be told No- this means No, not offer me another 30 euro and I will magically change my mind.
D)Becoming an escort does not mean transformation into a Cyborg- we mess up, get ill, get late and get irritated just the same as your average female. Apologies for that. But you know, not a lot of ladies could put up with what we do. So cut us some slack.

Also, add to this- taxi, train, traffic and general life. It is inherent, when you book a live breathing human, to expect a personality.

Thanks, rant over.

Lucy.