Dick Spunk in the 25 Century
Its here, the epic tale . . . . . .
Dick Spunk in the 25th Century
Its June 2007, Dick Spunk, the greatest punter in Dublin, because of hard work in his job, has not had escort sex for almost 2 weeks,
"Time for an escort" he thinks, a quick look on the escorts board reveals Lisa, a hot petit Russian blonde, "That little cutie tickles my fancy" thinks our gallant hero, as he makes his way towards an ATM.
One hour later, Dick is giving the delectable Lisa a good facial, as she kneels before him, licking his cock when the time for the big Cum arrives, but with 2 weeks supply of sperm in his daddy sacs, Dicks cock explodes it contents into Lisas face (see below), the force of the ejectulation is such, that Dick is thrown backwards, hitting his head on the wall knocking him out cold!
The spunk covered Lisa calls the fire brigade, who promply arrive and take the sleepy Dick to hospital, where because the nurses are still on strike, the doctors put Dick into the fridge, to wait until the strike is over, once in the fridge, our hero Dick is forgotten about!
There he lays, in suspended animation for 400 years!
A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .