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    Default Spoonerisms

    A spoonerism is a slip of the tongue whereby you get the first sounds of two words mixed up, and sometimes with great comedy value!

    Here are some examples:

    The acrobats displayed some cunning stunts.

    Sir, you are certainly a shining wit.

    He fills her soul with hope.

    It's the Tale of Two Cities.

    Have you brought your sleeping bag?

    She is sure pretty.

    Have you seen her sick duck?

    Oh, the suffering of purgery on my soul!

    He's not a pheasant plucker.

    She showed me her tool kits.

    He's a smart fella.

    A hot pie would make me happy.

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    How about this one:

    I am a silly froggy

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    A spoonerism is a slip of the tongue whereby you get the first sounds of two words mixed up, and sometimes with great comedy value!

    Here are some examples:

    The acrobats displayed some cunning stunts.

    Sir, you are certainly a shining wit.

    He fills her soul with hope.

    It's the Tale of Two Cities.

    Have you brought your sleeping bag?

    She is sure pretty.

    Have you seen her sick duck?

    Oh, the suffering of purgery on my soul!

    He's not a pheasant plucker.

    She showed me her tool kits.

    He's a smart fella.

    A hot pie would make me happy.

    Sam, if you take that stuff this is what happens. Come on now, time for bed.
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

    Only sad bastards seek gratification from signatures

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    A spoonerism is a slip of the tongue whereby you get the first sounds of two words mixed up, and sometimes with great comedy value!

    Here are some examples:

    The acrobats displayed some cunning stunts.

    Sir, you are certainly a shining wit.

    He fills her soul with hope.

    It's the Tale of Two Cities.

    Have you brought your sleeping bag?

    She is sure pretty.

    Have you seen her sick duck?

    Oh, the suffering of purgery on my soul!

    He's not a pheasant plucker.

    She showed me her tool kits.

    He's a smart fella.

    A hot pie would make me happy.
    this is where i jump in and defend you sammy ..great thread ignore lucy lu and jimbop

    (whispers to lucy and james) he has lost it completly this time daft bastard
    Last edited by benin; 02-09-10 at 15:17. Reason: pheasant plucker ffs what is he on?????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    this is where i jump in and defend you sammy ..great thread ignore lucy lu and jimbop

    (whispers to lucy and james) he has lost it completly this time daft bastard
    Cheers Ben, you pat fussy!
    Last edited by samlad; 02-09-10 at 15:21.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    this is where i jump in and defend you sammy ..great thread ignore lucy lu and jimbop



    (whispers to lucy and james) he has lost it completly this time daft bastard

    *whispers to benny- LSD*
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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Cheers Ben, you pat fussy!
    Er, Sam. You just completely lost it mate. Like really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Er, Sam. You just completely lost it mate. Like really.
    Well, this is what playground politics eventually drives me to!

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Well, this is what playground politics eventually drives me to!
    ok sammy i got your back ill join in and a pic i think is a good start....


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    Then skive off, leave your channel open and hit the park. Nil Bastardum Carborandum.
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

    Only sad bastards seek gratification from signatures

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