why you turn your phone off when punting

[wanted the best 69]

why wait until dawn, Agent 69?...I need you tonight....I will have your fav Scotch ready...ummm!!!!

And I really need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you only hold me tight....We'll be holding on forever
Forever's gonna start tonight
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xxxo
Monica

sl, ahhhhhhh mons, you sweetie,
but i think the lassie is a wee bit tall to be my favourite scot, you might even say short arse, wink,wink

[wanted the best 69]

That's why I always leave my private phone in the car, bloody paranoid I'd put it down and it would dial the last number I called of something

anon, the bit that has me red in the face,is what the woman might have heard ?,
i was nearly thinking that she might ask was a fit parent for the dog?

[anon361]

Unless she's a stuck up fecker you probably made her day, something to tell her mates about, I can hear her now "you never guess what happened me today, I phoned a guy about his missing dog and the poor man is so dedicated to his animals I think he was even giving instructions to a bitch he was trying to breed with."

[wanted the best 69]

maybe im twisted but i used to love it when the punter answered the phone to the misses or to work when he was bonking of
while id be on my knees sucking his cock

i fucking loved it

humm, as they, if thats what floats you boat...............................................

[wanted the best 69]

Unless she's a stuck up fecker you probably made her day, something to tell her mates about, I can hear her now "you never guess what happened me today, I phoned a guy about his missing dog and the poor man is so dedicated to his animals I think he was even giving instructions to a bitch he was trying to breed with."

over last couple of days i have 2 of the best one liners/ photos, take a bow, you too rover

[samlad]

maybe im twisted but i used to love it when the punter answered the phone to the misses or to work when he was bonking of
while id be on my knees sucking his cock

i fucking loved it

There's something very sexy about the idea of that!

[rover]

oh boy of those day, promised my self a return trip to one the top minxs EI ever had , 4 pm start ,i start to get ready in time only for the fcuking dog decides, this be a good moment to do a runner, quick, couple of listings and down to the cops to report the dog missing, ring minx, going to be late, no problem later appointment made, no dog
head to town head still banging have quick g+t, grand, met the minx, great chat, down to business, oh fcuk brewers droop hits big time, no fault on the minxs part, start chatting way over time in megga overtime my phone starts ringing, forgot to turn it off, bugger, anyway rings a few more times, ignored, them as i am dressing it rings , while its ring i am talking to the minx, we may have been ,ahhhhhemmmmmmmmmm, talking about the weather???????????????
next thing out of the air comes a womans voice, not happen, minx and i look at each out and laught, i cut the phone off, call come in , some woman had just found me dog , what would love know is what hear us saying
as say what a day,
and moral of this sad tale is this ,TURN YOUR FCUKING PHONE OFF WHEN PUNTING.

I leave my phone on when I'm punting, just to see that certain people aren't looking for me, I don't get too many calls anyhow. I turn the bugger off when I get home or leave it on vibrate, because I'm afraid an escort might phone me (it's happened twice before, a Brazilian and a Nigerian, phoned me and said "When you comming to see me again) and the wife says, who's that? and I'm not a good liar and go a bit red and say wrong number.

[wanted the best 69]

I leave my phone on when I'm punting, just to see that certain people aren't looking for me, I don't get too many calls anyhow. I turn the bugger off when I get home or leave it on vibrate, because I'm afraid an escort might phone me (it's happened twice before, a Brazilian and a Nigerian, phoned me and said "When you comming to see me again) and the wife says, who's that? and I'm not a good liar and go a bit red and say wrong number.

what can i say ? if your hot, your hot
guess your next punt could soon??????????????????????????????????????//

[rover]

GASP
you must be good if there ringing you to come back

I don't think it was that Kelly, they just wanted another 250 I would imagine.