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    Found myself taking a look at the urban dictionary over the weekend and picked out a few interesting phrases.

    screw-venir
    the suvenir you get after a one night stand or quick sex scandle

    Blow the dolphin
    To unequivocally, totally, and utterly fail at life.

    Blow the Clown
    While this phrase often has sexual and/or circus related meanings, it is often cited in some parts of the country as having to blow into a breathalyzer to measure blood alcohol content after a traffic stop.
    Joe got pulled over and blew the clown last night, now he is in the drunk tank.

    fuchugly
    combination of fugly and chugly. used to describe a fat nasty bitch.
    Did you see that fuchugly bitch, beating his dick like it owed him money?

    Schlong
    A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

    Chode
    A penis wider than it is long

    cougaphile
    A cougar that is preying on jailbait.

    Bobcat
    Bobcat- a cougar that doesn't really want to do anything but makeout and second base; c*cktease cougar; Resembles a wild cat but has little to no wild blood; Often times a married woman that acts unmarried for isolated incidents but in the end stays faithful for the most part

    Splosher
    Someone who has a fetish of smearing food on themselves.
    She poured pudding all over herself. She was a real splosher.

    And my favorite was.

    Rape the goat
    He went home with that ugly chick? Man, he really raped the goat.


    Seems like i have raped a few goats in my day.
    Had to laugh at them.

    Any additions to make us laugh.

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    Snurgling - 1) sniffing the recently vacated bicycle seats of an attractive woman. 2) Panty sniffing

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    Rep whore, sorry benny could not resist

    Internet forum speak for somebody who, upon receiving reputation from another forumite, always reciprocates. The rep whore (or wh0re as it often spelt, to avoid swear filters) also pesters other members of the forum regularly to be given reputation points.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alana View Post
    Rep whore, sorry benny could not resist

    Internet forum speak for somebody who, upon receiving reputation from another forumite, always reciprocates. The rep whore (or wh0re as it often spelt, to avoid swear filters) also pesters other members of the forum regularly to be given reputation points.
    LOL there's a few of them on this site Alana. Excellent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alana View Post
    Rep whore, sorry benny could not resist
    Internet forum speak for somebody who, upon receiving reputation from another forumite, always reciprocates. The rep whore (or wh0re as it often spelt, to avoid swear filters) also pesters other members of the forum regularly to be given reputation points.
    and i dont even charge extra

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    opinion

    immunity to being told your wrong

    "It's my opinion that I can levitate."

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