Poor littel Lucy Lu

[JAMESCORK]

Lets send the little honey home safely and sound. She is feeling poorly the little mite and just wants to go home to mummy. After a gruelling week of trying to entertain us guys, especially the trauma involved in catering for Ric, Anon and unfortunately for the poor girl, Donna amongst many others, she just wants to go back to her own bed at last.

You see she is suffering with a bout of asthma which is rightly pissing her off at the mo. She must have coughed at least a dozen times during our luncheon appointment. At one stage she thought I was ordering desert a little early, but the truth be known I was only shielding my own meal with the prominently held up menu.

I don’t want her to leave but alas my attempts at encouraging a stay have fallen on deaf ears. So seriously she is currently in Tralee and needs to get to Dublino tomorrow to catch the 13:15 ferry. Should she take the road to limerick and cross-country to Dublin which is a shitty road, or is it recommended to travel to Cork and take the motorway from there.

This little girl is just so weak with her illness and more interestingly with having to put up with you LAAANGERS. Westie has suggested going through Castlebar (thanks West) but I fear this is not the most direct route.

Please help our Ms Chambers on her journey home

[An don]

I send her a pm so to help her out jamesmelia

[Lucy Chambers]

James

Thank you so much for your sarcastic best wishes, they mean a lot. I mean, why not just start a thread while under the influence of alcohol pleading for help on my poor lickle behalf- It will make you feel so wonderful when you read it in the full light of sobriety. I am aware, that you are very secretly upset that I did not throw myself on top of you at our lunch, but I didn't realise the bitterness was quite this deep.

I can only say that had you not mentioned your psoriasis, coupled with your massive consumption of viagra, I would have been more forthcoming, as it was I felt ill, and couldn't quite imagine an afternoon spent amongst your pill packets and skin flakes, delighted though I was by the offer of financial recompence. I am sorry.

However, my platonic love for you remains, so I won't retaliate to this thread. Not yet, as I have something far worse in mind for you, my darling.

Until then yours forever

Poor Lucy Lu.

[Ric Hardgear]

Wow psoriasis spelt correctly in a post (is it spelt correctly??) Im mixing with the intelligencia...woo hoo,Ma LOOK AT ME IM TOP OFF THE WORLD

[bigladdub]

Wow psoriasis spelt correctly in a post (is it spelt correctly??) Im mixing with the intelligencia...woo hoo,Ma LOOK AT ME IM TOP OFF THE WORLD

yes.... but spelt should be spelled....

Sorry Ric...

BLD

[wanted the best 69]

just to say jimbo, tell her to leave plenty of time to get through dublin as is a match day, heavy traffic

[anon361]

just to say jimbo, tell her to leave plenty of time to get through dublin as is a match day, heavy traffic

For the sake of 3euro take the tunnel.

[wanted the best 69]

if she can get to it i think shes will head up on the m9
but your right use the tunnel

[JAMESCORK]

Oh for fcuks sake....I hate when you wake up after a night on the piss and filter through all the shite you wrote the night before. Lucy did not cough all through our delightful luuch date. Dont know why I said that. Think it kinda peed her off, dont you guys. I certainly dont want to be on the wrong side off this lassie. Mainly cos I love her to bits...

Sorry Lucy Lu...

[Navillus04]

Oh for fcuks sake....I hate when you wake up after a night on the piss and filter through all the shite you wrote the night before. Lucy did not cough all through our delightful luuch date. Dont know why I said that. Think it kinda peed her off, dont you guys. I certainly dont want to be on the wrong side off this lassie. Mainly cos I love her to bits...

Sorry Lucy Lu...

Jeez Jimbop, if you kiss anymore ass, we'll have to get a calving jack to remove you from Ms. Chambers rectum