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    Dick Holiday blowjob for 20 drinking vouchers.

    Just got a phone call from a friend who is holidaying in one of his parents homes in the south of spain. He, like me, is fond of a punt.
    This morning, as he was driving his teenage son to the soccer school he goes to, he noticed a likely looking lady walking up and down a street. He couldnt say what it was, but he knew straight away she was "on the game". So, he drove at break neck speed to dump his son to the school, then did a "U-E" and headed back to where he saw her.
    He pulled up next to her (in his daddys car), window wound down, and straight away she leaned in, and in her best EN-GER-LESH she said "Fucky or Sucky".. Says he, as quick as you like... "Sucky...... Deepthroat" (he, like me, is partial to the deepest of the deep).
    she held up 3 fingers (indicating 30), he held up 2 fingers, she nodded and got in the car.

    She then pulled out his pride and joy, put a blob on, and proceeded to deepthroat his man meat, while (as he said himself), he "pulled the tits off her", before losing the run of himself, and emptying his sack while the head of his knob was tickling her tonsils.

    After he told her to get out of the car, he called me and told me every detail.. he was well chuffed. as would i be, ifn i did getting my own man meat suckled for the princley sum of 20.00.

    I do bidding you the goodest of the days........................deedin i do says i.
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    Just got a phone call from a friend who is holidaying in one of his parents homes in the south of spain. He, like me, is fond of a punt.
    This morning, as he was driving his teenage son to the soccer school he goes to, he noticed a likely looking lady walking up and down a street. He couldnt say what it was, but he knew straight away she was "on the game". So, he drove at break neck speed to dump his son to the school, then did a "U-E" and headed back to where he saw her.
    He pulled up next to her (in his daddys car), window wound down, and straight away she leaned in, and in her best EN-GER-LESH she said "Fucky or Sucky".. Says he, as quick as you like... "Sucky...... Deepthroat" (he, like me, is partial to the deepest of the deep).
    she held up 3 fingers (indicating €30), he held up 2 fingers, she nodded and got in the car.

    She then pulled out his pride and joy, put a blob on, and proceeded to deepthroat his man meat, while (as he said himself), he "pulled the tits off her", before losing the run of himself, and emptying his sack while the head of his knob was tickling her tonsils.

    After he told her to get out of the car, he called me and told me every detail.. he was well chuffed. as would i be, ifn i did getting my own man meat suckled for the princley sum of €20.00.

    I do bidding you the goodest of the days........................deedin i do says i.


    hahahaha he called me too! Chuffed he was.
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    ha ha .. did he ? he was nearly crying with the laughter.. kept saying.. "getting my car sucked in my dads car" .. must get a loan of my old fellas Jag.. leave some cum stains on the leather.. that'll teach him
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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    ha ha .. did he ? he was nearly crying with the laughter.. kept saying.. "getting my car sucked in my dads car" .. must get a loan of my old fellas Jag.. leave some cum stains on the leather.. that'll teach him
    he said he has to drive past her later when he picks up his kid. Said he will beep her....I told him to get a picture hahaha
    "The tragedy of our day is the climate of fear in which we live and fear breeds repression."


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    well i got mine sucked yesterday in cork for €30

    and when i go back next week she told me 25

    hel fall off

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