So, the rumours are true?? You do have a face like a bag of spanners??Originally Posted by lucy chambers
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So, the rumours are true?? You do have a face like a bag of spanners??
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Just in case anyone think I'm actually being mean to Lucy, understanding the full deliciousness of the above post requires inside knowledge of a private joke..
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My mother thinks I am beautiful, that is all that counts. I would ask Mr Bennet, it seems we are formerly acquainted.
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And yes PT, I will now have to retire to the boudoir for round two. More daniel?
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I`ve read in the reviews of punters complaining the Escort answered her phone mid-session -----
but compiling and posting on the net ?????
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Sorry can't... Making my dinner..
Beans on toast if you're interested.....
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I would have to tell you the joke for you to understand, my sweet. It is for PT's ears only, alas. But not to worry, my clients do not mind. They can't really, as they are generally bound and gagged. But then, you would know that, no?
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Fine dining and convivial conversation about fish. Punterminator, you are a prince among men. FFS, don't tell James.
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Whaaaaaaattttttt !!! ----- hell to that, I may go for a "Sensual Wank" mid-week instead ! lol.
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Hmm, it's complicated Gordon but I'll try to explain...
I'm actually involved in a 12 month long domination session with Lucy where she withholds sex from me by making an appointment and then cancelling at the last minute via PM..
It's going quite well at the moment, I feel like shit...
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