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Thread: Dear Dick Spunk........................................

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    Smile Dear Dick Spunk........................................

    The following is a letter to Dick ,that found its way into my hands. Its a terrible tale of tragedy and lets all hope and pray and a successful outcome is acheived.

    Dear Dick,
    You may already know me as Patricia of EI. Dick im going to cut straight to the chase here. What can i do with Westside. The latest is he has a patent pending on his name ,nu 99 = 69.
    It all began on a dark Oct night in 2006 and ever since my life is a mixture of emotional storm. Dick i have tried everything that i could possibly think of to get rid of Westie. From ignoring him, to trying to cheat him out of prize money, to trying to avoid doing what he said with his prize money. The anti Westside brigade are dis banded and failed, dublad cant do anything with him, the Paws mobile has run out of fuel.
    Dick please, please, please help me. Part of me wants him and another part doesnt. I sense this love/hate relationship brewing between myself and West. Damn dick ,even the escorts are getting on Wests side. I pray ,each night ,that the lord will send a fallen angel to kick the nutsack off him but my prayers fall on deaf ears. At night i pray and soon these hands touch me and i stop. These are the hands of Westie.
    Who is this man, who is this guy that comes here and tells me how to run my board, how to "UP THE PRIZE MONEY", checky little brat. Ill fix him yet.
    Help me please Dick.

    Patricia.

    A tale of enormous tragedy. I hate seeing a person falling aprt even if it is over me.

    A Patrion of Bent Frilly Knickers,
    Westside (patent pending 99 = 69)

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    Talking Advice

    You want advice then dont bother asking dickless, ask a real man like me and here's your answer west .............. grow fucking up!!

    Still Watching You,
    Paws

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    Default A real man?

    Quote Originally Posted by bigpaws View Post
    You want advice then dont bother asking dickless, ask a real man like me and here's your answer west .............. grow fucking up!!

    Still Watching You,
    Paws
    A real man?


    A What?

    What?
    Westside.

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    Talking Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!

    Sorry west i should have known that term would confuse you as you probably were never told what a real man is or how to behave like one ...........
    I'll give you a hint, real men don't engage in homosexual activities with other posters, for example allowing dickless to "fondle your daddy bags"............
    But really it would be much quicker if i just showed you what a real man is .......... any chance you could take a trip to Dublin to meet me???

    Mr Big "all man" Paws

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    Default hahaha

    [QUOTE=bigpaws;9172]Sorry west i should have known that term would confuse you as you probably were never told what a real man is or how to behave like one ...........
    I'll give you a hint, real men don't engage in homosexual activities with other posters, for example allowing dickless to "fondle your daddy bags"............
    But really it would be much quicker if i just showed you what a real man is .......... any chance you could take a trip to Dublin to meet me???

    Mr Big "all man" Paws[/QUOTE

    yeah like youd show up. What makes me laugh here is you actually think im kidding you about myself. Like i said your just a wannabe.
    Actually though your right in one way but an indirect way in that i really should just clear off from here because to be honest its fuckin boring. Im sure that youll entertain the posters far better than i would. So there you go ,you my friend are now Westside.
    Just in case your all wondering why i came back, an escort asked me too in an email. Yes Paws be careful because you never know.
    As for you Sweetie ,tell you what keep your stupid 250, dont give the escorts here something back ,keep the fuckin thing. You my friend make a small fortune here and not to do what i said with a stately sum of 250 is a fuckin sad ,sad way to be.
    Seriously though ,i associate myself with positive people that do with actions what they say with words. Time to go back doing what i do best. Just chilling out these last few months and i pretty much ready to knuckle down to buisiness again. should have stayed away and made a mistake coming back.

    So there you go, back over to the experts and i wont be back this time.

    You have neither brains nor balls,
    Westside.

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    Talking West Loses It Again?!?!?!?!?!

    west tries to outwit me AGAIN ................. he fails AGAIN ................... he totally loses it AGAIN ........................ and then decides to leave here never to return ................. AGAIN!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha

    Paws

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    Smile I could never outwit you......never..............................

    Quote Originally Posted by bigpaws View Post
    west tries to outwit me AGAIN ................. he fails AGAIN ................... he totally loses it AGAIN ........................ and then decides to leave here never to return ................. AGAIN!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha

    Paws
    Right commuinity, get behind yer Uncle West, Are ye with me? I cant hear ye? Ya ,lets get it on..............

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    And next week on the Jerry Springer Show.............The man with three and a half balls and the meanest Sweetie in the world Patty A.

    I could never outwit you,
    Westside.

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    Cool Disturbed

    west you are truly a disturbed emotionally retarded little boy ........... which is not suprising considering the life you've had. You are more to be pitied than laughed at ..........

    Paws

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    Question ???????????

    Are you thinking out loud kickass??

    Paws

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