Hunting for the Hunter

[JAMESCORK]

As I was driving home having left Karin in the bingo hall last night I had a stark realisation that required me to check my PMs. As I perused through my vast volumes (15001 PMs, one more than Ber) I noticed that one I had sent earlier in the week remained un-answered. Checking the profile of this so called friend I found to my horror not a post since before last weekend. It then hit me like a smack from WHCs’ manhood…..

WHERE THE FCUK IS MILFIE.

While we were running around trying to find Anon and Poggo we neglected to notice the disappearance of the Hunter. This shocking oversight must be acted upon. We must swing into action immediately……

69, leave Fussys’ house for now, If Anon has not turned up now he probably wont. In any case Mr.F has engaged the services of Rover to sit on his doormat as an early warning device. From my experience in these cases the best way to pick up clues and trace his last known steps is to go through all the young ladies he has met in the last few weeks. But the Milf has had so many so I may need help on this one. If any of you guys can help out here please respond. Time is of the essence here.

Not you 69, you check the hospitals and police stations .