Hunting for the Hunter

[JAMESCORK]

As I was driving home having left Karin in the bingo hall last night I had a stark realisation that required me to check my PMs. As I perused through my vast volumes (15001 PMs, one more than Ber) I noticed that one I had sent earlier in the week remained un-answered. Checking the profile of this so called friend I found to my horror not a post since before last weekend. It then hit me like a smack from WHCs’ manhood…..

WHERE THE FCUK IS MILFIE.

While we were running around trying to find Anon and Poggo we neglected to notice the disappearance of the Hunter. This shocking oversight must be acted upon. We must swing into action immediately……

69, leave Fussys’ house for now, If Anon has not turned up now he probably wont. In any case Mr.F has engaged the services of Rover to sit on his doormat as an early warning device. From my experience in these cases the best way to pick up clues and trace his last known steps is to go through all the young ladies he has met in the last few weeks. But the Milf has had so many so I may need help on this one. If any of you guys can help out here please respond. Time is of the essence here.

Not you 69, you check the hospitals and police stations .

[wanted the best 69]

i am hunting hi and low, jimbo? can i check the escorts this time,please

[Lucy Chambers]

Come back Milf. I miss you madly.

[wanted the best 69]

by the way did SD win anything on the bingo?, if its back to rubbing for her this weekend

[wanted the best 69]

oh god, now look whats happened, lucy upset,

[JAMESCORK]

i am hunting hi and low, jimbo? can i check the escorts this time,please

Sorry 69, there are so many Escort to go through we need guys with a track history of getting through the lovelies fast. Your credentials fail you.

Stop pining agent Chambers and get out there looking......hang on a sec, on you on Milfies list...I may need to talk to you....Dont go anywhere Chambers, stand by.

[Lucy Chambers]

Stood by Sir. FFS, please come back Milf, its going to get weird soon.

[JAMESCORK]

Stood by Sir. FFS, please come back Milf, its going to get weird soon.

Ok Chambers you are not on the list...but I think i should talk to you anyway to eliminate you from my investigation. Ill be over in a minute.

(go easy on the sugar in the coco this time hun, twas a little too sweet for my liking last time)

[wanted the best 69]

Sorry 69, there are so many Escort to go through we need guys with a track history of getting through the lovelies fast. Your credentials fail you.

Stop pining agent Chambers and get out there looking......hang on a sec, on you on Milfies list...I may need to talk to you....Dont go anywhere Chambers, stand by.

oh, bugger,
greatttttttt, the fun jobs again, just a minute, if your checking the escorts ? then, whos collecting SD from the bingo please jimbo, please jimbo, can i,can i, please

[Mondler]

I think he was/is still on holidays


xxx
Monica

P.S. Jimbop, I cant believe you forgot about D E B E S T....I'm disappointed in you.