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Thread: Some Final Random Thoughts

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    Smile Some Final Random Thoughts

    1. Be impeccable with your word- Speak with
    integrity. Say only what you mean. Avoid
    using the word to speak against yourself
    or to gossip about others. Use the power
    of your word in the direction of truth.

    2. Don’t take anything personally- Nothing others
    do is because of you. What others
    say and do is a projection of their own
    reality, their own dream. When you are
    immune to the opinions and actions of others,
    you won’t be the victim of needless suffering.

    3. Don’t make assumptions-Find the courage to ask
    questions and express what you really want.
    Communicate with others as clearly as you can.

    4. Always do your best- Your best is going to
    change from moment to moment; it will be
    different when you are healthy and strong as
    opposed to sick and weak. Under any
    circumstance, DO YOUR BEST, and you will avoid
    self-judgment, self-abuse and regret.


    I love Thomas the tank engine,
    Westside.
    xxxxxxx

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    Westie you dont happen to be like a motivational speaker of sorts having conferences and such..

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    Smile Actually Sunshine....................................................................

    Quote Originally Posted by Dub Lad View Post
    Westie you dont happen to be like a motivational speaker of sorts having conferences and such..
    im putting a speicial weekend package together just for people like you.

    Saturday will be the following,

    Session 1 Basic English
    Session 2 Basic Manners
    Session 3 Basic Integrity
    Session 4 Basic Grasp of Everyday Living

    Sunday will be,

    Session 1 Basic Personal Developement
    Session 2 How to Win with the Ladies
    Session 3 Goal Setting and Planning
    Session 4 Getting in the Zone

    Also i will give a speicial complementary booklet entitled "How to successfully Count for a Living" ,written in very, very basic English ,with guidlines for use and an enclosed DVD ,in order for you to fully grasp the concepts.

    Also im hoping to have Patricia and Jayne over to give a reasonably longish speech on why they just love and hate Westside all at the same time. Im also hoping to get Dick Spunk to throw in a dirty novel along with a speech from Paws ,on what he learned from unsuccessfully passing off as a Westside wannabe. Ill even throw in a Westside T shirt.
    Oh yes ,this nicely stitched garment will make you look way, way better. On the front "there is only one way to go through life" and on the back "The Westside Way".

    All of the above for just "250 euros ,so get going on winning a comp here. Oh i remember ,the snail race. Hand picked for the lazy fraternity.


    Do you now weigh yourself in Euros?
    Westside.

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    Talking Joke?!?!?!?!

    West trying to teach people about integrity and having a grasp on everyday living?!?!?!
    Now that is just hilarious!!!!!!!!!

    Paws

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