Well, Well, Well..........................................

[westside]

Well , well Sweetie,

Dublad i hate to take you away from that busy daytime hobbie of yours. Counting, yeah fuckin counting.

A day at the office,

Dublad Oh yeah sorry dirty dan, i meant to be of relevence to the escort industry. Westside once met a st girl and left her house at 7.30 in the morning. Good times. There you have it, relevence to the industry.

Now where am i ,yep a day at the office,

one ,two, three, four, five, em, em,fuck
one ,two ,three,four, five,em, mmm, damn,this is hard stuff,very taxing.
Hello is that the CSO helpline, great ,see my boss gave me this job of counting flies in the office today and you know i get to five and well i just cant go on. What can i do??

Point, Dublad shut the fuck up and practice your mental powers, which in my own modest view ,should be sent away for lab analysis.

Now Sweetie thank you so much for the PM advising me of how to claim the prize money (which by the way is? yep a little low). However i am a man of my word and if you remember the snail race, when the anti-Westside brigade came out in force, i stated that my prize money would go to escorts. Remember? I know, i know, its ok love, i know you forget a lot lately like sending a PM.

So Westside says to put all the names of Cork (Independants) Escorts into a hat and pick out a winner and give that Sweetie the prize money so she can treat herself to shopping or whatever courtesy of Westside. No strings or ulterior motive involved, dont even have to tell me who the winner is. By the way ,independents only.

Hey Sammymature, the way they hack is by sticking a few digets before your no and in they go.Cant say because someone who may not know ,could start up. And no i dont do it or havnt done it. Contact voda or whoever and ask them ,i think it can be blocked.

By the way ,everyone, this is a glorious time of the year. Whenever your feeling down ,for whatever reason, look up at the election posters and you will see and feel how talented you are immeadiatly. Your self worth, esteem, integrity will rise faster than a horny donkies bugle.

Yep, some people starting off siging off like Westside. Not even close.


Often imitated, never duplicated,
Westside.


Once again, do that with the prize money and my the luckiest win. And by the way Jayne, i wouldnt bother with a chat up line for you Sweetie. Nope ,id just walk up , throw you over my shoulder and take you home. Why waste time?

[bigpaws]

Welcome home west!!!

Paws

[Patricia]

Oh Westie, Jayne's going to be so excited when she gets in here tomorrow and I tell her your back! She missed you like crazy baby! I'll let her talk to you about prize money.

[Dub Lad]

Right you bollax firstly i am so valuable to the cso as i help the government make tax cuts feasible and 1 of the reason why we have such a good economy is the coperate tax base 12.5% people without it wed be fucked.

Where you getting this thing that we just sit on our holes day in day out

As for politicians its the only job know thta you don't have to be qualified

[westside]

Right you bollax firstly i am so valuable to the cso as i help the government make tax cuts feasible and 1 of the reason why we have such a good economy is the coperate tax base 12.5% people without it wed be fucked.

Where you getting this thing that we just sit on our holes day in day out

As for politicians its the only job know thta you don't have to be qualified

listen, yeah the gov bring down employable tax but and this is the big but they do fuck all to curb inflation and of course the cost of living. So we have less tax but how nice of them, services go up all the time which ????????ahhh yeah indirect tax of 21%. They drop it in one area and make up for it in another. Sort of like fixing your arm and then burtsing your leg.

Now here is a pre election scandel. A CSO guy at 9.12 on a Friday morning (lots of other working hours here too). Oh yes lado ,i can see it now, the tabloids.

CSO embroiled in controversy, who is the CSO Lado? dont worry lado ,i wont do anything.

Yes ,finally you got what your job is all about, sitting around on your holes counting all day. Indeed im thinking of starting my own shitting company to invent a Jobbie Wheelcha. This will be a big shitting machine with a pipe coming off it stuck up each of your placid holes, so you dont have to get up to go for a crap.Watch this space, its coming.

Here is a little puzzle to keep you going for the day lado,until you get home.

t a k e y o u r b o l l o x a n d s t i c k i t u p y o u r c a n d y a s s

Dont work too hard,

Hugs and Kisses,
Westside.

[westside]

Oh Westie, Jayne's going to be so excited when she gets in here tomorrow and I tell her your back! She missed you like crazy baby! I'll let her talk to you about prize money.

i have saved you the bother of ONCE AGAIN bending for your fav guy, Westie. Ah yes ,those nightly dreams of yours. I told you what to do with the prize money?? Now dont tell me that your not going to be nice to your fellow ladies and give one of them a Westside treat? Nope? Oh well.

Sweetie,
Westside.

[bigpaws]

Hey west good to have you back and i mean that ........... but i have to say, after reading your reply to dub lad, that i am amazed that dickless looks up to you as an intelligent, witty and articulate poster essential to this forum!!

Paws for thought

[westside]

Hey west good to have you back and i mean that ........... but i have to say, after reading your reply to dub lad, that i am amazed that dickless looks up to you as an intelligent, witty and articulate poster essential to this forum!!

Paws for thought

my stay will be like your knob.


Short and Sweet,
Westside

[Dub Lad]

I really dont want to go on about this but westie the future is bright....

A) To tackle inflation you rise intrest rates simple as that, now there will be 1 more rise in june and then after that intrest rates will fall and so too will inflation.

B) Governement spending has been crazy I know they have to invest in transport and infrastruture but as a booming economy they didnt need to go all out which they did.

1 last thing CANDY ASS too much wrestling westie too much

[bigpaws]

As i said west intelligent AND witty ............. no wonder dickless is obsessed with you!!
Short and sweet but you forgot to add THICK!!!

Paws for thought