Well , well Sweetie,

Dublad i hate to take you away from that busy daytime hobbie of yours. Counting, yeah fuckin counting.

A day at the office,

Dublad Oh yeah sorry dirty dan, i meant to be of relevence to the escort industry. Westside once met a st girl and left her house at 7.30 in the morning. Good times. There you have it, relevence to the industry.

Now where am i ,yep a day at the office,

one ,two, three, four, five, em, em,fuck
one ,two ,three,four, five,em, mmm, damn,this is hard stuff,very taxing.
Hello is that the CSO helpline, great ,see my boss gave me this job of counting flies in the office today and you know i get to five and well i just cant go on. What can i do??

Point, Dublad shut the fuck up and practice your mental powers, which in my own modest view ,should be sent away for lab analysis.

Now Sweetie thank you so much for the PM advising me of how to claim the prize money (which by the way is? yep a little low). However i am a man of my word and if you remember the snail race, when the anti-Westside brigade came out in force, i stated that my prize money would go to escorts. Remember? I know, i know, its ok love, i know you forget a lot lately like sending a PM.

So Westside says to put all the names of Cork (Independants) Escorts into a hat and pick out a winner and give that Sweetie the prize money so she can treat herself to shopping or whatever courtesy of Westside. No strings or ulterior motive involved, dont even have to tell me who the winner is. By the way ,independents only.

Hey Sammymature, the way they hack is by sticking a few digets before your no and in they go.Cant say because someone who may not know ,could start up. And no i dont do it or havnt done it. Contact voda or whoever and ask them ,i think it can be blocked.

By the way ,everyone, this is a glorious time of the year. Whenever your feeling down ,for whatever reason, look up at the election posters and you will see and feel how talented you are immeadiatly. Your self worth, esteem, integrity will rise faster than a horny donkies bugle.

Yep, some people starting off siging off like Westside. Not even close.


Often imitated, never duplicated,
Westside.


Once again, do that with the prize money and my the luckiest win. And by the way Jayne, i wouldnt bother with a chat up line for you Sweetie. Nope ,id just walk up , throw you over my shoulder and take you home. Why waste time?