Legends of E-I

[Mousey]

So many great posters have come and gone on the boards. This thread is to reminisce, good and bad, on the legends of E-I. Here's a few.




NINEBYTHREE: King of the Cork Pimps, Nbt (allegedly named after his cock, nine inches by three inches) averaged about fifty punts a week and stormed up the leaderboard faster than Tiger Woods in his prime. Nobody knows where he got the money, but he boned his way through most of the fair ladies of E-I in his day. Had a legendary bust up with Hot Lizzy (see below); she went mental at him over something and put his picture up on the Internet, allowing everyone to see that rich guys are usually ugly bastards. His wife was a ride and a half, though. Gave me lots of valuable advice as a rookie punter. Fell out with management over the way the site was being run and emigrated off the board.


BIG BAD JOHN: Finally, we got a man on the inside! BBJ was a mod of the people, one of the lads who was perceived by everyone to be fair and even-handed as a mod. Everyone except the other mods, that is. They turfed him out on his arse over some dispute or other and banned him for good measure. Allegedly sent lots of nasty pics to his on-board enemies in retaliation and had lots of other profiles banned.


BIG DADDY: Who's your Daddy? Him for all you know. Big Daddy cared not for rules. He said "cunt" a lot. To the mods. He got banned. He was funny, though.


HOT LIZZY: An escort from England who posted on the boards like billy-o about every conceivable subject imaginable, and usually disagreed with everyone else. Thought Irish people were scum. Had piss-poor grammar, and wrote every post with her Caps Lock on. Most people loathed her, a few laughed at her, but nobody ignored her. And she's got cracking tits for a MILF.


BIGPAWS: Mention his name and the management quakes. The Great Satan to anyone with a modstick. Bigpaws ruled the message board roost when I was starting out on the boards. Lots of good advice for rookie punters. Liking him was like admiring Hitler - you knew it was a bit wrong but his personality was so strong that you just fell into line. When the mods started up, his days were numbered - upped sticks and disappeared one day rather than get banned. Which means he might come back.


KIEREE: Some knacker from Moyross who can afford to go punting. I've had his sister.


BLANKMANNN: With three Ns in his name, like na-na-na-na-na-BlankMANNNNNN!!! Very funny poster who fell foul of some mod on the boards. His was the flame that burned brightly but too quickly.


BASTARD FACE: Deedin he be blessed with the funniest lines of many a poster, deedin he did, says I. Deedin he also said "cunt" a lot, and was a toilet humour specialist. Deedin he got banned, so he did, says I.


ALEC HORAN: Has had many incarnations in his existence, most notably the Viking god Loki. The Eskimos call him "He Who Sets Brother Against Brother". Fell in love with some skank from Southill and turned into her bitch.





All I've got time for right now. Can you think of any more?