Escorts get people from all walks of life and from many backgrounds, possibly with a lot of issues about sex. We know about the pranksters, religious people etc., but what about strange behaviour from clients?

So I'd love to hear of any stories you have of weird behaviour on the client's part, or something he's said or asked of you or worn or brought along, or something weird that happened. Or some time you left a client and thought "what a weirdo!!" Please tell us, but nothing that would personally identify a client that he wouldn't be happy with sharing.