Say you're in a club and you're doing the breakdancing or whatever you young kids are into these days, and two chicks start giving you the eye: one has a beautiful body but plain face, and the other has a beautiful face but plain body, now which one will you take back to Bonk Central for a night of passion?

I remember reading a survey once where 70% said they would go for the one with the beautiful face.

For me, it's the body that would win out. I think those taking the survey were just trying to fake some humanity cos it sounds much nicer to say face.

Your thoughts. (And yes, it's a crass question, I know. There's so much more to a woman than appearance, like her bank balance, knowledge of football and BJ skills.)