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Thread: The Be Romantic to the Escorts Thread

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    Default The Be Romantic to the Escorts Thread

    ... right lads, coming into the weekend, got your punting money ready, but the girl you want isn't answering her phone / says she's busy / forwards your number and description onto the guards? Improve your chances of nailing the escort you want by saying something sweet to her on this thread!

    Go on, abandon your pride. Let your inner poet engorge on some metaphors and then spurt them forth in a hot stream. Post some pics of red flowers. Say something nice about her smile, her eyes, her skin, or her tits if you can get away with it. The point is to make them smile and giggle girlishly so they give you a bit more "extra" next time around, youknowwotimsayin? Sure you do.

    Chix love it.


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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    when I have 100 euros
    I hotfoot it to you
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    roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    i promise i wont,
    do a poo on your shoe.
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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    i have for you pink roses, and in these roses lies a 500 euro note,
    awe honey, please your wrecking my roses
    taking a break, but not gone

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    Oh Agnieszka
    when are you next-a
    coming to Gal-a-wee?
    the men down here
    are living in fear
    of never getting to see
    the lovely sight-ee
    of you in a nighty
    and all for a very reasonable fee
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