Maybe itz just me of far off fields lookin greener, but I find that a hot lookin escort comes to Belfast its like a sale at the pound shop, everybodyz breakin der nex to c dem. But check out the Dublin babes is like being taken to Harrods and told u have a store card with no limit. Now I know that Belfast has a reputation, but come on, why are we stuck with such slim pickings when it comes to the hotties? Fuck if I lived in Dublin, I would have more rides than Tony McCoy!

TT