Wexford Shenanigans (now Laois!)

[boggerboy]

I haven't punted properly yet in Ireland, I live abroad a lot and do it there when the feeling takes over. But I got tired of the €50 rub and tug among the Chinese community in the Dublin area for my cheap thrills so decided to pay a visit to Jessica in Wexford when I saw the profile. Jessica, Laois Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland

Anyway, I called up and went to the flat. Call me naive (and on reflection I sure was!) but I did decide beforehand that if she did not look like the ad, it was a no sale. I just wasn't that into it unless she ticked that precise box. I asked on the phone, and the un-Germanic voice assured me she was. But what the hell, I went and visited, and a slim and not that attractive Thai looking girl answered the door. I went in and her sidekick was in the hall, waiting for me like some kind of bellboy. In negligee. Not so bad, maybe Jessica was inside.... Nope, I was presented with a choice of Thai hard-sell lady or Quasimodo's better looking but mute sister. (It was near ***place name removed*** so the bells could have spoken to her...)

Now it could be worse but as I said, it was Jessica or nothing. Save the cash and just go out on Friday night and get laid for free. But I thought it was worth starting this thread cos another couple of profiles that appeared on the Wexford page rang similar bells - young, caucasian, no reviews allowed, unverified pictures... I was pretty sure that the same team were running all three profiles, and when I logged in tonight and saw that Jessica had moved to Laois and been joined by her two friends who had been in Wexford last week.... well I put 2+2 together and came up with this post about an operation which doent smell of independent escorts to me.

Don't do it lads, it's a ride but the prospects weren't great from my brief visit.

Here are Jessica's almost certainly non-existent riends:

Denise, Laois Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland

Izabelle, Laois Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland

Out

Boggerboy

PS I dunno why it bothered me so much but the two ladies of ill repute (not cos they are brassers but cos they are fronting!) led me to a bedroom with a bed with just the bare mattress and that was it. Nothing else. I understand that rental apartments are a neccessity but it was pretty grotty. Well, it helped really make my mind up to get the hell outta dodge.

[karatekid]

A little bit of advice for you mate,

if you see 2 or more girls like that in wexford again

save your time and money, its an agency in wexford theve been here for a while

they advertise beautiful ladies and all the services, but when you get there like you did, its fucking pot luck who you get and what service you are going to get.

so stay well away!

[smalljim]

Wow i was just about to go see this "Jessica" girl.

Thanks for the warning.

[karatekid]

I haven't punted properly yet in Ireland, I live abroad a lot and do it there when the feeling takes over. But I got tired of the €50 rub and tug among the Chinese community in the Dublin area for my cheap thrills so decided to pay a visit to Jessica in Wexford when I saw the profile. Jessica, Laois Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland

Anyway, I called up and went to the flat. Call me naive (and on reflection I sure was!) but I did decide beforehand that if she did not look like the ad, it was a no sale. I just wasn't that into it unless she ticked that precise box. I asked on the phone, and the un-Germanic voice assured me she was. But what the hell, I went and visited, and a slim and not that attractive Thai looking girl answered the door. I went in and her sidekick was in the hall, waiting for me like some kind of bellboy. In negligee. Not so bad, maybe Jessica was inside.... Nope, I was presented with a choice of Thai hard-sell lady or Quasimodo's better looking but mute sister. (It was near ***place name removed*** so the bells could have spoken to her...)

Now it could be worse but as I said, it was Jessica or nothing. Save the cash and just go out on Friday night and get laid for free. But I thought it was worth starting this thread cos another couple of profiles that appeared on the Wexford page rang similar bells - young, caucasian, no reviews allowed, unverified pictures... I was pretty sure that the same team were running all three profiles, and when I logged in tonight and saw that Jessica had moved to Laois and been joined by her two friends who had been in Wexford last week.... well I put 2+2 together and came up with this post about an operation which doent smell of independent escorts to me.

Don't do it lads, it's a ride but the prospects weren't great from my brief visit.

Here are Jessica's almost certainly non-existent riends:

Denise, Laois Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland

Izabelle, Laois Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland

Out

Boggerboy

PS I dunno why it bothered me so much but the two ladies of ill repute (not cos they are brassers but cos they are fronting!) led me to a bedroom with a bed with just the bare mattress and that was it. Nothing else. I understand that rental apartments are a neccessity but it was pretty grotty. Well, it helped really make my mind up to get the hell outta dodge.

hiya mate, went for a pint today to watch the liverpool match, and on the way home come across a thai bird not so attractive opening a door with 2 girls in tow, to a place where there had been a brothel run there before and was busted last year, i

[anon361]

hiya mate, went for a pint today to watch the liverpool match, and on the way home come across a thai bird not so attractive opening a door with 2 girls in tow, to a place where there had been a brothel run there before and was busted last year, if im correct i read your post about the bells ringing its next door to

Do you mind editing your post, it's always a stupid idea stating an escorts address on a public forum

[karatekid]

Do you mind editing your post, it's always a stupid idea stating an escorts address on a public forum

u mind, minding ur own business, i just stated where it was near by not the address!

so other clients in wexford no where to avoid,

go and lick westies arse if you got nowt to do!

[anon361]

u mind, minding ur own business, i just stated where it was near by not the address!

so other clients in wexford no where to avoid,

go and lick westies arse if you got nowt to do!

Your some can of piss alright, the sooner VJ goes all karate on your ass the better, read your post again, you said it was next door to a church on the main street, so you think just because you didn't give the number it's alright..

[Doozer]

Anon and karatekid zip it. No adresses liek that kk please

[karatekid]

Your some can of piss alright, the sooner VJ goes all karate on your ass the better, read your post again, you said it was next door to a church on the main street, so you think just because you didn't give the number it's alright.. Dickhead

muppet features do u think i really give a toss about jackie on here!

if u know the churh which u dont, it has 4 roads around it, so it could be any of the roads around it

so toddle along and lick arse u muppet, why get jackie to kick my arse, u cant fight ur own battles?

[Doozer]

muppet features do u think i really give a toss about jackie on here!

if u know the churh which u dont, it has 4 roads around it, so it could be any of the roads around it

so toddle along and lick arse u muppet, why get jackie to kick my arse, u cant fight ur own battles?

I said zip it. One more crack like that and your history