Crouch offside

**aml** · 09-08-10, 23:50

Originally Posted by ber

So if he wasnt a footballer he would be in the Nativity?

Or a parrot...

**corkpunter** · 09-08-10, 23:55

Originally Posted by JohnRambo

The fact is if you look at him he’s a freak, and if he wasn’t a footballer he’d be a virgin.

Guess you heard his quote aswell.

**aml** · 09-08-10, 23:58

Originally Posted by corkpunter

Guess you heard his quote aswell.

Crouchie said it himself...well at least he is honest some of the time..

**An don** · 10-08-10, 00:04

Originally Posted by aml

How could he cheat on someone like this....

I could , maybe he doest get any thing meaningful from the relationship. It not about looks . I surprised with you Aml , i didnt think you were that shallow.lol

**JohnRambo** · 10-08-10, 00:12

Originally Posted by corkpunter

Guess you heard his quote aswell.

Think he said it on a BBC 1 radio show.

**corkpunter** · 10-08-10, 00:46

Originally Posted by JohnRambo

Think he said it on a BBC 1 radio show.

From Soccer AM.

"Had I not become a footballer, I think I would have been a virgin."
Peter Crouch's honest answer in a Soccer AM interview. (Matt White, UK).

BBC SPORT | Fun and Games | Quotes of the Week

**Alec Horan** · 10-08-10, 01:46

what I wouldnt get up to if I were in his position.

George Best, Hugh Hefner, Tiger Woods , Bill Clinton et al would be shaking their heads at my antics I can assure you.

Only Wilt Chamberlain would be perhaps beyond me.

**Mousey** · 10-08-10, 07:19

Give over, lads, stop ragging on him! She's probably a complete and utter stuck-up cow who thinks she's the most beautiful woman alive, harps on at hime daily about how he'd be a nobody if she wasn't with him, won't iron a shirt, won't make a bed, won't give him blowjobs because she doesn't like them and she's famous, won't go out with him without ringing up the paps to let them know where she is so she can get her picture in tomorrow's tabloid, hates football, is probably so vacuous and disinteresting to talk to that he got mad enough one day and thought... I'm not pretending anymore.

**CrackShotJack** · 10-08-10, 08:29

So many morals on this forum. How could he cheat on someone so hot? She's so beautiful! What a wanker!

It never fails to amaze me how many self righteous wankers there are on a forum for brazzers.

**wellhungchap** · 10-08-10, 09:15

Originally Posted by ber

I see Peter Crouch is the latest A hole to be caught playing offside

He has a beautiful girlfriend deff punching above his wait here
He went with a 19 year old escort and surprise surprise she spilt
the beans and is plastered all over the tabloids

I guess these guys just cant keep it in their pants

i for one dont blame him.. she is as common as muck. she should count herself lucky that someone of his quality of a football player would even look at her, let alone throw a shot into her, from various angles, such as "Mercenary", "Doggie Fashion", "Spoons" & my favourite "Cover your face with Cuck Custard"...

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