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    About ten years ago i was in hospital for shoulder surgery. got an injection and felt the forearm tightening and next thing i knew i was awakened by a child crying over in the corner of the recovery room. It went on all night.

    Anyway, during the night the boyo awoke and wanted to do his bit. So i called the nurse and told her i needed to go and she came back with a piss pot. Anyway i went and jumped back into bed and off to sleep. Next morning a nurse says to me, you were awake last night goign to the toilet and your arm was out of the sling. Its not supposed to come out of the sling.

    What was i supposed to do? Ask her to hold him for me? Play hose the lawn with my willy? Or just piss in my pants?

    just something that came back to me,
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    Ask her to hold it, silly. It wasn't going to worry her.
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    I never realised you only had one arm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice View Post
    I never realised you only had one arm.
    I had to hold the piss pot with that one. I wouldnt put it down on anything in case it fell.

    Westside.
    Last edited by Westsidex; 05-08-10 at 17:20.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Ask her to hold it, silly. It wasn't going to worry her.
    My arse id ask her to hold it.

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    You see, you men, shy to the end. Do you really think a RGN won't have held a few hundred willies?
    Last edited by lucy chambers; 05-08-10 at 17:36.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    You see, you men, shy to the end. Do you really think a RGN won't have held a few hundred willies?
    Indeed we arent wouldnt we ask an escort to put it in her mouth



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    Ah, and this is the problem. Everyone seems to have inhabited view on speaking out. Hear it baby, lick my pussy. Suck my clit. Nibble my gibble. Tickle my frickle...but to be serious, I would have pissed myself in protest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Ah, and this is the problem. Everyone seems to have inhabited view on speaking out. Hear it baby, lick my pussy. Suck my clit. Nibble my gibble. Tickle my frickle...but to be serious, I would have pissed myself in protest.
    Not being clever here , but u will have translate this for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    You see, you men, shy to the end. Do you really think a RGN won't have held a few hundred willies?
    Shy to the end. Allow me to explain Sweetie. I had surgery earlier, was on pain killers and was numb from head to toes. I could hardly hold the piss pot let alone have the energy to ask the murse to hold the boyo.

    more numb than shy,
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