About ten years ago i was in hospital for shoulder surgery. got an injection and felt the forearm tightening and next thing i knew i was awakened by a child crying over in the corner of the recovery room. It went on all night.
Anyway, during the night the boyo awoke and wanted to do his bit. So i called the nurse and told her i needed to go and she came back with a piss pot. Anyway i went and jumped back into bed and off to sleep. Next morning a nurse says to me, you were awake last night goign to the toilet and your arm was out of the sling. Its not supposed to come out of the sling.
What was i supposed to do? Ask her to hold him for me? Play hose the lawn with my willy? Or just piss in my pants?
just something that came back to me,