Today so far;

Went around a cornor and some goofy farmer drives a wide load in a tractor around it too. Close.Had to slap on the brakes.

Driving on a straight of road and this guy in front crawling along. A push bike ahead of him. I go to overtake and as he passes the push bike ,he gets the bright idea of serving well wide of the bike and out in front of me.Had to slap on the brakes.

Driving around a cornor and a guy shoots out from a petrol station. Had to slap on the brakes.

Driving in a straight stretch and this dog decides to see if he can make it over to the other side fast and had to slap on the brakes.

So what did you do all morning? I slapped on the brakes.

off to buy high powered Jerusalem Cruisers,
Westside.

PS if anyone has a request for jesus let me know.