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    Red face From start to Fart??????

    I was wondering how long is it after one meets a girl or boy,(yes I have heard girls do it too) does
    one feel comfortable to fart in their presence???? Is it solely a time thing or the level of comfort or
    disregard one feels in their company????...maybe there is a mathematical expression that those in
    the know could share?????


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    Quote Originally Posted by poggo View Post
    I was wondering how long is it after one meets a girl or boy,(yes I have heard girls do it too) does
    one feel comfortable to fart in their presence???? Is it solely a time thing or the level of comfort or
    disregard one feels in their company????...maybe there is a mathematical expression that those in
    the know could share?????


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    its not the kinda thing you should deliberately do in front of a lady i will give you an example a very good mate of mine had this wonderful girlfriend that anyone would to have he use to alway fart in front of her he though this very funny even when he would be in bed with her he use to put her head under the covers and hold her there and let a ripper of a fart go he use to tell me this and it was true indeed as his then girlfriend had also told me about his bad behaviour well she broke it off with him and i can't blame her at all so be careful where you let rip my good friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    its not the kinda thing you should deliberately do in front of a lady i will give you an example a very good mate of mine had this wonderful girlfriend that anyone would to have he use to alway fart in front of her he though this very funny even when he would be in bed with her he use to put her head under the covers and hold her there and let a ripper of a fart go he use to tell me this and it was true indeed as his then girlfriend had also told me about his bad behaviour well she broke it off with him and i can't blame her at all so be careful where you let rip my good friend
    Ok this is commonly known as a dutch oven, why i do not know...

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    Once you fart , romance is over..................................heheh im only kidding.
    I wouldnt brake with guy over farting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicole View Post
    Once you fart , romance is over..................................heheh im only kidding.
    I wouldnt brake with guy over farting
    even if he held your head under the cover and did it all the time i bet you would give him his walking papers and who would blame you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    even if he held your head under the cover and did it all the time i bet you would give him his walking papers and who would blame you
    Nah, the dutch oven is a rite of passage. Once you've given your bird one, next stop marriage.. It's the ultimate in sharing..
    I hate being bi-polar, it's brilliant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punterminator View Post
    Nah, the dutch oven is a rite of passage. Once you've given your bird one, next stop marriage.. It's the ultimate in sharing..
    well they do say where ever you be let your wind go free

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    well they do say where ever you be let your wind go free
    She is the wind beneath my cheeks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by punterminator View Post
    She is the wind beneath my cheeks!
    thats very funny that

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    When my partner breaks wind (they don't fart) in public I take the blame and apologise, there's some fairytales that hurt nobody to uphold
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